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Laugh at all kinds of "pits" in life
First of all, the pit of meat. When I first liked meaty, I bought all kinds of flowers at buy buy. Later, more and more flowers were spent, and the pots were not enough. I continue to buy small pots of various kinds of flowers, water them tirelessly every day, cut off the leaves and bask in the sun, and so on. Silver is of course "overjoyed".
Followed by photography, it is said that photography is poor for three generations, and SLR destroys life. Into the pit, all kinds of equipment, all kinds of lenses, from low to high, from ordinary to professional, especially those enthusiasts, would rather eat instant noodles for three years than save money to buy equipment. Another photographer can't build a car behind closed doors at home, and he has to go out to the national "wave"! You can't drive or take the high-speed train when you go out to the waves. You have to stay! Must eat! At this time, the money went out.
The third is the collection, which is even more ruined. Antiques are poor for three generations, and calligraphy and painting ruin a lifetime! Once addicted, as long as you like it, it is a "buy" word. When you can't tell the truth from the false, you can enjoy it when you go home. That kind of beauty is like Columbus discovering the new world.
The fourth is to play musical instruments. Might as well play an instrument. Just buy a piano accordion or something. If you play musical instruments, you need to buy all kinds of ABCDEFG, and you must match them. With the improvement of playing level, you need to upgrade your musical instrument to a higher level. Then you need to continue to buy ABCDEFD with various keys, and then your level will be improved. You start to buy professional playing instruments, and continue to buy them at buy buy, with everything. However, when beautiful music flutters, it is really a kind of enjoyment, intoxicated with it, and it is estimated that dopamine in the brain bubbles up like a fountain. Of course, silver also flows outward like water in a stream. ...
The fifth is fishing. Fishing gear has various grades and models, and bait is even more varied. But the fishermen's perseverance is quite admirable. Sticking to the pond in five winters and four summers, hot and cold as always, is also a kind of practice. It is happier to catch a big fish occasionally than to win the lottery. Of course, Silver shouted out.
Sixth, keep pets, dogs or cats. Cats don't have to walk, but to be shovelers, dogs have to walk twice a day. Keeping a pet is also a big expense. Buying a pet nest, toys, cat food, dog food, cat litter, pet clothes and vaccination is also a long-term expense. But when the dog greets you at the door after work, your heart is happy. When you are sitting on the sofa watching TV and the kitten is asleep in your arms, your heart is warm.
Seventh, drawing and practicing calligraphy. We also need to buy all kinds of brushes, wolf wool, all kinds of rice paper, raw rice paper and cooked rice paper, as well as pen holders, ink, weighing scale, pigments, and various pots and pans. When you work hard and hang your masterpiece on the wall, that kind of spiritual satisfaction can't be bought. Compared with previous hobbies, painting and practicing calligraphy are still more economical.
Of course, uncle Yu Qian's hobby of raising horses is beyond our reach and we can only envy him. Because that pit is bigger and deeper.
To sum up, although these hobbies are
It's a pit, but people have to have a hobby, especially retired people. Although they spend little money, the spiritual wealth they bring is the greatest wealth. When people feel comfortable and calm, their bodies will be healthy, which is the most worthwhile investment. I wish all my friends happy, safe and healthy every day, and happiness is the best.
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