Big brother. Heroes. Sister. Sister in law. Handsome guy! Who has three stories and jokes about the first grade of primary school?

Little Peter proudly said to his friend, "My uncle is a priest, and everyone calls him a respected priest."

Little Paul said, "My uncle is a bishop, and everyone who talks to him calls him your Excellency."

Rakus Jr. was unconvinced: "What's the big deal? My uncle weighs 150kg. "

When everyone saw him, they all shouted, "Oh! Oh, my God! "

On the highway, a truck with a dog, a cat and a horse sped by! The car collided with a truck at the corner and the driver fainted on the spot. After a while, the driver woke up and saw a policeman beside the truck. The policeman was next to the cat, whose neck was broken. The policeman pulled out his gun and said, it's too painful for you to stay in the world. Let me drive you, so the police cat shot! The police came to look for the dog again, and the dog's spine was broken. The policeman said, hey! You also don't live, bang! The dog has been solved! The police came to the horse again, and three of its four legs were broken! The policeman pulled out his gun and fired a shot at the horse ... the driver was sweating! The policeman walked slowly towards the driver.

Squat down and ask the driver: Master, are you all right?

The driver jumped up from the ground: call the police, comrade, I'm fine!

(3) In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass and said, "Chase it for me". The dean sighed. The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction, only to hear him say, "sample, let you walk 300 meters, and I will chase you after washing the car!" " Dean fell down and passed out. ...

short story

Grandparents are over 80 years old, and sometimes they are unconscious, even their children and grandchildren can't recognize them. Several times they pointed to each other and asked, "Who is this? -Stay with me ... "After a while, she seemed to wake up again. Grandma moved her shriveled mouth and said," You old man, the sheepskin you gave me that time, I used it to make a jacket. I haven't seen it rotten after wearing it for so many years! " I don't know if my grandfather listened clearly. He took over and said, "What's more, the two apricots you gave me that day are still sour!" ……

The two old people casually repeated these words, and their expressions were peaceful and calm.

Truth: Time can't erase people's memories of love. Even a little, as long as it is true love, it means eternity.

Two clocks have been busy all their lives.

One day, an old clock said to an Jason Chung man, "You will swing 525,600 times a year."

Jason Chung got a fright and said, "Wow, so many, how is that possible? ! How can I finish it so many times! "

At this time, another old clock smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, you just need to swing for one second and hold on for one second."

Jason Chung was very happy and thought: It doesn't seem difficult to swing for a second. Just try it. Sure enough, posing is easy.

Unconsciously, a year has passed, and Jason Chung has swung 525,600 times!

This is a simple story, but it contains profound truth. When we face great difficulties, we often hesitate. I don't know. We just need to set small goals in stages according to the actual situation and accomplish them one by one. I think this is not only for my students, but also for myself.