Seeking English jokes

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Let me take it down.

An elephant said to a mouse, "There is no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say that again. Let me take it off. " Said the mouse. "I will tell a flea what I know."

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An elephant said to a little mouse, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell it to a flea I know.

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