A collection of healthy humor jokes

Humorous jokes have brought endless elegance and charm to our lives. The following is a complete collection of healthy humor jokes that I have compiled for you.

Uncle, are you swollen?

Yesterday, I took a bus with my boyfriend. Next to an uncle holding a mobile phone, suddenly the phone rang. Uncle immediately picked up:? Hello? Hello? Hey, the sound is getting louder and louder, just waiting for everyone to probe in; He put down the phone and said to himself, Oh, it's a message! ?

Song of the Smurfs

Working overtime until late at night, exhausted, I rushed to the empty stairwell to sing the theme song of the Smurfs. There are a group of Smurfs beyond the mountain and the sea! ? Suddenly, a sad voice came from downstairs. They are hardworking and clever, working overtime until dawn! ?

If you don't die, you won't die

When you stop to think calmly, you will find that the treadmill is really dangerous.

Excellent driver

I took a taxi just now, and the driver asked me if I listened to music. Let me tell you something. I didn't expect this idiot to sing to me all the way. . . The goods sang to get up and shouted to himself:? Where is the applause? Then honk the horn a few times. This is not the climax, this wonderful flower cried again: where is your hand? Let me see your hands! ? I was thinking, and then I saw him start the wiper?

Move to the lake

Background: There are two districts in Xiamen, one is Siming and the other is Huli. A colleague was transferred from Siming to the lake, and a colleague from other places called his office and asked, Is XX there? A: He left and transferred to the lake. The other person was silent for a while and asked, Why are you so careless? Did you get it out?

Dialogue between Professor Du and Mr. Qian

Professor Du: Who are you? It's noisy at night-Qian Songyi: I'm Qian Songyi, a big star. Don't you know him? Professor Du: Money, I still admire Wan. Qian: Wan is my cousin Professor Du: What about Bai? Qian: My cousin ... well ... I also have a niece ... named Mai Yi Song.

Legendary reply

Q:? If your opponent falls into the river, he can't swim, but you can. What should you do? God replied:? All beings are equal. You can't let others despair when they need you most because of your own prejudice. Life is precious. Everyone has his own world. Even a rival in love has his parents, relatives and friends. He can't be selfish. So, I will jump into the water, swim in front of him and let him learn while watching. ?

drowning fish

My sister hesitated for a long time to kill fish for the first time and didn't dare to do it. After a while, when I went to see it again, I saw her holding the fish in her hands and pressing it under the water. I asked her what she wanted. She said:? Wait until you drown it? Murder after drowning!

Why do you always wear so little?

A female colleague insisted on wearing a halter to work. Curious, I asked her: Why do you always wear so little? No, don't talk nonsense. She answered shyly? I made it for manager Zhang, not for manager He.

Who is Third Aunt?

On this day, I suddenly found that I have a big aunt, a second aunt, a four-menstruation and a five-menstruation, but I don't have a three-menstruation. So I went to ask my dad: Why don't I have a third aunt? I thought for a moment: Did Third Aunt die when she was young? My dad said: your third aunt is your mother!

Strange and unpalatable food

That is, the restaurant ordered two dishes for dinner and ate the first one: is there anything worse in the world? ! ? Eat the second one: Shit! There really is.

People near wechat

I complained to a buddy: People near WeChat look at photos like beautiful women, but I am basically miserable! ? The elder brothers smiled faintly and said:? You are so naive. You said it was WeChat. If everything is beautiful, it should be called Quanxin! ?

Don't believe that pies will fall from the sky.

Just now, I was lying on the balcony upstairs eating pie. I heard a man and a woman talking downstairs. The boy blushed and said, can you tell me something about a person? The girl said coldly, I'll tell you as long as pie falls from the sky? As soon as I listened, I threw the pie at the girl's head? Come on! Little brother, I can only help you here!

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