Sentences for chatting with girls

Excerpts of funny sentences for chatting with girls

1. If I don’t hit you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military.

2. Women use stockings to conquer men, and men use stockings to conquer banks.

3. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated...

4. The hero does not care about the way out, and the hooligan does not care about age!

5. The donkey is The thought came over and over again. < /p>

8. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on my clothes, I am a beast!

9. Go to Google and Baidu.

10. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, it may also be a birdman!

11. There are two reasons for wanting to pollute a place. One way: garbage, or banknotes!

12. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art!

13. I look really creative and live You must be so courageous!

14. My real life: counting money until I wake up naturally, sleeping until my hands cramp...

15. As a typical failure, you are too successful. .

16. According to pig’s aesthetic standards, I can basically be considered a handsome guy.

17. Who can not cum for 90 minutes---"China National Football Team"

18. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch - resisting is painful, not resisting is still painful Painful!

19. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

20. In order to cooperate with the completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

21. I have no money, no power, and if I don’t treat you better, can you follow me?

22. Buying a computer without broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but Become a monk before eating.

23. Missing someone after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called being mean.

24. Face the fucked-up life with a bullshit attitude.

25. A woman’s pretense is capital, and a man’s pretense is perversion.

Appreciation of funny sentences for chatting with girls

1. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not sad.

2. It’s not necessarily a virgin who cries out in pain, but it’s definitely a bitch who seduces a man.

3. A lover who can be snatched away is not a lover.

4. If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

5. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig into the sky.