Why do you want to lose weight if you are fat on your own terms? What is the next sentence?

Why should you lose weight if you eat fat on your own? The next sentence is it’s not that you can’t afford it.

Similar hilarious jokes:

1. My dad looked at my weight of nearly 300 kilograms and scolded me: "I know how to eat every day. People are full after just two bites. You You can still eat two bites after you are full. With your weight, which girl will marry you?" I retorted: "Why should I lose weight if I can just eat fat!" Dad: "You are indeed a little bastard! Eat on your own merits, even if you fell into the pig trough, the pigs wouldn’t snatch you away!”

2. Today’s class is the same as usual. I kept playing on my mobile phone because I didn’t want to listen. Then the teacher asked a question in the middle. It seemed difficult, but no one in the class raised their hands to answer. But I am more obsessed with playing with my mobile phone and don’t know. The roommate sitting next to me said that there was a hole in the armpit of my short-sleeved shirt, so I lifted it up to see, yes, the teacher called me up!

3. My cousin laughed at me for being a foodie. Seeing that her body shape was similar to mine, I was puzzled. How could she have the confidence to challenge me? He smiled and said, "We are different. You see, you can eat pork belly with your feet on the stool, and your mouth is full of oil when you eat it with your arms akimbo. But I am different. I only eat pork ribs, and I don't eat anything as greasy as pork belly." ..."

4. I told my five-year-old son: "It's almost summer vacation, so I don't have to go to kindergarten during the vacation." My son said resentfully: "Hey... I'm on vacation, and I'm going to go to kindergarten again." I have to take care of you, this old woman!”