Satirical animal joke stories

The following is a collection of satirical animal joke stories that I compiled, 3 per page, I hope you all like them.

Satirical Animal Joke Story 1

A bee made friends with a snake. Bee said: "I want to go to the river with you." ?

The snake said: ?Okay. You must lie on my back. ?

The bee then lay on the back of the snake and arrived in the river.

The snake swam for a while, feeling weak, sinking and floating for a while. The bee suspected that the snake was trying to harm itself, so it stung the snake. The snake endured the pain and cursed: "Others say my mouth is poisonous, but who knows?" Did you know that your belly is more poisonous!?

Ironic Animal Joke Story 2

A hungry cat and a hungry tiger met. The tiger asked the cat: "There are many rats nowadays, and the cat is a wise brother." You have always been eating rats, how come you are so hungry? Are there no rats in the world anymore?

The hungry cat sighed: "There are quite a lot of rats, but lately a group of rats are very good at speculating, one by one." He got into a majestic place and was extremely guarded. How could I dare to eat him? ?

At the same time, he asked: ?What about you? Brother Tiger, you have always eaten people, why are you so hungry?

The hungry tiger sighed: ?Well, now I There are fewer and fewer people who feel like humans!?

Ironic Animal Joke Story 3

A big tree has many caterpillars, and the young leaves Make them grow quickly.

The insects talked freely: After turning into butterflies, we must dance and sing for the big tree, and make due contributions to the rise of the big tree! They ate and chewed, eating the big tree into a mess.

Finally transformed into a butterfly! The butterflies fluttered their beautiful wings and flew around the big tree several times, saying: "This tree is too backward and not suitable for our development!"

With that said, fly away?

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Funny animal anecdotes, more bizarre than humans

1. A hen is hatching eggs.

Suddenly, an egg popped out from under its butt.

Hen: What's going on? Why did you run out?

Little Egg: You...you...you fart!

Hen Chicken: @#!#$@#$.....

2. The mouse pointed at the cat fiercely and said: I am married to a bat now! In the future our children will live in the air! No more fear You!

The cat laughed loudly, pointed at the owl on the tree and said: Do you see it, my wife!