Two Shortest English Jokes

Customer: What is this fly doing in my soup?

Attendant: He is swimming, sir.

Customer: What is this fly doing in my soup?

Attendant: He is swimming, sir.

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I saw a saw sawing another saw.

I saw a saw sawing.

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Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

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Actually, I only need one drink to get drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember whether it is thirteenth or fourteenth.

In fact, just one glass of wine made me drunk. Unfortunately, I can't remember whether it is the thirteenth or fourteenth cup.

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As you get older, three things will happen. The first one is that your memory has disappeared, and I don't remember the other two. ...

As you get older, three things will happen. The first is that you will lose your memory. I don't remember the other two. ...