Funny sketch 300 words, campus, 4 or 5 people, do not take the exam, rebuild the king.

At lunch time every day, various phenomena of jumping the queue emerge one after another.

Now the girls' version of jumping the queue begins.

B: "What a big crowd!"

A: The road traffic in China really needs to be changed! "

B: "Hey, I have a question. Do you know how Sima Qian died? "

A:' I don't know! "

B: "A long time ago, Sima Qian queued up to buy wonton. Because there were too many people, he began to write & gt When he finished, there was only one person left in front. At this time, the dining hall aunt closed the dining hall, and Sima Qian had a heart attack and died. "

A: "Ah! ? So, will we be like Sima Qian?

b； "No, that boy in front is stupid! Maybe we can play with him! "

A: (A classmate pats C in a daze) "Classmate, you are so handsome! Your hair is very stylish! "

B: "Well, (nodding desperately). His eyebrows are really cute. He looks like Chow Yun Fat, doesn't he?

A: "No, no, because it should be like Wu Kequn."

B: "Yes, yes! Am I blind? Why didn't you see it? ? I'm really stupid!

C: (a little embarrassed, laughing there)

A: "So, in order to see your handsomeness better, can we stand in front of you? (very adoring)

C: "(I was taken away, and suddenly I took out a mirror from my pocket, looked at it and touched my face and said," Ah! Finally met Bole! These two are really good eyes! I think a girl was very excited when she saw me! You can imagine how handsome I am! "

A and B (whispering, it must be a winter, and the girl is very cold. ")

A: "fooled!

B: "How stupid! Hurry up and finish your meal and leave! (Then they go backstage.)

C: (still narcissistic there)

(Then the student union cadres came out without dubbing)

D, E: Haha, hello, everyone, we are the student union cadres who were popular that year.

D took C and said, "Who cut in line? (expression ambiguous)

C, d and e point to a and b at the same time

A, B (immediately froze there, B dropped the book in his hand, and A didn't drop the paper in his hand)

Then C said, "Stop." (Be super shocking)

Everyone was stunned except C.

B grabbed A's paper and said, "This is going to drop". Then put the paper on the ground. "Action"

D and E grabbed A and B and said, "It's wrong to cut in line. Come with us! "

A and b were towed away.

Then B said to A, "Let's run!" Then run in the opposite direction.

D, e: "don't run"

C is still looking in the mirror. When he saw them leave, he shouted, "Wait for me."