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Revolutionary Diary:1949 On September 28th, I was arrested. They tortured me and didn't confess!
On the 29th, they lured me with money, but they didn't move!
On 30th, they sent a female spy ..... I confessed!
The next day, when it was time to confess, TMD was liberated!
1. On the bench in the park, there is a couple snuggling together.
The man asked, "May I kiss you?"
The woman did not answer.
The man asked again, "Can you let me kiss you?"
The woman still doesn't answer.
The man is angry: "Hey, are you deaf?" ? "
The woman cried and said, "Are you dead?" 2. A man took his girlfriend for a ride. In order to show courage and driving skills, he increased the speed to 60 kilometers per hour. no ...
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