Are there any funny sentences in Chongqing dialect?

You're lucky that no one rubbed it. I think you are like a pure Dutch fool.

Shovel: I don't believe it.

A: Today's bonus is old.

B: The shovel was old only yesterday.

Words:

Mao Zhi: Everything is aimed at you, giving you a hard time.

Sentence: Your baby was caught by the boss today, huh? ~~~~~~~~``

Blow-up: describes something that has not been done, or refers to a boyfriend and girlfriend breaking up.

Sentence making ~ Didn't you just play an ex-girlfriend the other day? What are you doing? Are you getting old?

"Pretend to be rude"

Playing dumb is playing dumb, spending countless 200 yuan, asking questions without knowing, and pretending to be honest. In fact, pretending to be deaf is just a kind of packaging, packaging yourself as an honest man and packaging yourself as an idiot.