I want some comic sketches (2~3 words)

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Crosstalk "Eight Immortals Happy New Year"

Jiang Kun: My donkey's exhaust gas is not up to standard, so it is not allowed to go on the road.

He Xiangu: I've become a bambusa bambusa. Why should I go back to heaven?

Wang Ping: My ears are not in the service area. I've changed all the parts, and my nose is padded. I won't recognize it when I go back.

Essay

[Wonderful One]

Zhao Benshan: None of the people we talked about were so good, Zhao Zhongxiang's Animal World was stopped, Ni Ping stopped being the host and changed course, and Cui Yongyuan couldn't sleep.

[Wonderful II]

Zhao Benshan: Now I'm not telling the truth, but talking about things.

Cui Yongyuan: Our program still focuses on telling the truth.

Song Dandan: Let's stop talking. Everyone is watching.

Zhao Benshan: Nothing. The ratings of this program are low.

[Wonderful III]

Cui Yongyuan: I heard that your life is a little tight now?

Zhao Benshan: What did you say, IOU? Yes, there are a lot of IOUs in hand now.

Song Dandan: People are talking about sanitary ware, that is, the one who rushes to the toilet.

Zhao Benshan: Not yet. Now two boards are put up there.

Cui Yongyuan: What I mean is that life is a little difficult.

[Wonderful 4]

Cui Yongyuan: Aunt, just tell me about your life after you go back.

Song Dandan: These are all introduced in my new work "Yuezi 2".

Zhao Benshan: At the beginning, someone else had to cut the ribbon.

Song Dandan: What are you cutting? I went there twice and brought back two scissors. Before people started cutting, he cut the lady's hand and started bleeding.

essay "Recruitment"

[Wonderful One]

Boss: What is this word?

Applicant No.2: What are their styles?

boss: in terms of calligraphy, there are many styles!

Applicant No.2: That is multimedia!

[Wonderful II] Boss: What is this word? Number three: This is not a word. Boss: Why? Number three: What I don't know is not a word.