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Begging to make girls laugh! For example, after the human body is stimulated, where will it expand 6 to 7 times? ! ..... actually ... pupils! !
The female teacher asked him, "What's the matter with you?"
The students protested: "I think I have the ability to read the third grade, and the first grade is too easy for me." I am smarter than my sister, but she is in grade three. I think I should also be in grade three! "
The female teacher then took the students to the principal's office. She explained the situation of the students to the headmaster.
The headmaster said that I would give the students a test. If students answer any questions wrong, they should stay in the first grade.
The teacher agreed, and so did the students.
The headmaster asked, "How much is 3 times 3?" The student replied: "9" The headmaster asked: "What is 6 times 6?" The student replied: "36". In this way, the headmaster asked a lot of questions in grade 3, and the students got them right.
So the headmaster said to the student's female teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade."
The female teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions."
Both the principal and the students agreed.
Female teacher: "four cows, I only have two on me." Guess what? "
The headmaster looked at the female teacher's chest ... The student replied, "Legs."
Female teacher: "There is something in your pants now, but I don't have it in my pants." Guess what this is? "
The headmaster was very embarrassed when he heard this ... but he heard the students answer, "Pocket."
The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief ... Female teacher: "What object starts with the letter C and ends with the letter T, with a lot of hair, oval shape and intoxicating milky liquid?"
The headmaster opened his eyes wide and unconsciously moved his thigh. The student replied, "Coconut."
The headmaster pressed his chest and breathed a sigh of relief ... Female teacher: "What word begins with F and ends with K, and it has exciting meaning." The headmaster looked at the student awkwardly and waited for his answer ... The student replied, "Fire engine." The headmaster nodded his head. ......
Female teacher: "What needs the help of hands to insert other objects?" When it is inserted, it will tremble all over, which is also the last stage of its ejection. "The principal is embarrassed again ... The student replied," Arrow. "
The female teacher then asked, "What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?" The headmaster looked at the female teacher awkwardly, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions ... The student replied, "Bubble gum."
The headmaster patted him on the forehead ... Female teacher: "You put a hard thing under me, and when you find the skills, you can lift me up." And this thing must be hard enough. If it is soft, you can't succeed. Guess what that is? "The headmaster began to catch his breath ... He looked at the students ... The students replied," Lever. "
The female teacher asked again, "I have something on me." When it itches inside, I will dig the hole with my finger and I will be comfortable. " . Sometimes you can dig out sticky things. Guess what that is? "
The headmaster was shocked, his breathing began to accelerate, and his whole body began to burn ... The student replied, "nose." The headmaster kept breathing deeply, deeply, deeply. ......
Female teacher: "I have something on me that my husband and my fingers can insert." When I am upset, I will hold it in one hand and pull out the other finger. What excites me the most and what I miss the most is that at some point I can insert it with my husband. Guess what that is? "
Before the headmaster finished listening, his tongue began to dry, his face turned red, his forehead sweated and his whole body burned. He looked at the female teacher in surprise ... The student replied, "Wedding ring."
As soon as the headmaster closed his eyes, he leaned back in his seat and came out with a sigh of relief ... The female teacher finally finished asking. The headmaster blushed, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "He can go to the sixth grade! I answered all the questions you just asked wrong. "
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