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Blessings for the opening of the hospital
1. Without women, there is no love; without women, the world does not know what the future is. Happy New Year, my friend!
2. 20xx is a year of steady progress for our group company. Happy Spring Festival! Finally, I wish you all good health, happy work, and successful careers in the new year!
3. The sun is shining, and the gardener’s heart is warm with spring; the rain and dew are moist, and the peaches and plums are blooming red. What you are invited to watch below is the song "Glory Years", performed by Zhao Guiming of the Performer Marketing Company.
4. In this year, we have overcome one difficulty after another and achieved one achievement after another.
5. Female: Colleagues, friends, everyone. Without the sun, the flowers will not bloom. As parents, we know how important you are in our children's development.
6. I am truly grateful to you for what you have done. Education is to the soul as carving is to marble.
7. Please watch the poem recitation "Take Flight** Company", performed by Ji Yonghui of Marketing Company. After drinking, the doctor asks you how you feel now.
8. Iron rules for men on Women’s Day: don’t drink, don’t work overtime, go home early and be by your side, wash clothes and cook, wash mops and mop the floor; serve tea and pour water, tell jokes and amuse you Mouth, you have to smile and accompany you after paying your salary, and your loving wife teaches you not to talk back.
9. Female: May the Year of the Sheep go smoothly, and the Year of the Monkey will be more auspicious. On August 15th, the world is at peace; when the moon reaches the Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family worships the moon; the pagoda lamp illuminates the heaven and the earth; the lotus roots are under the flowers, and the lotus roots are connected in succession; the red pomegranates bloom and see the seeds; reunion cakes, lovers reunite, wishing the Mid-Autumn Festival Happy!
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