One-minute humor joke

There are always inexplicable unhappy times, and when you are in a bad mood, you will do nothing. Would you do that? Here I collected a minute of humorous jokes to make your mood better quickly.

One Minute Humorous Joke (1)

1, hospitalized for infusion, a nurse Lori came to change the infusion bottle, but her height was limited and she couldn't hang it.

Next to the' escort brother' said, how? Let me help you. ?

The little nurse is full of gratitude. thank you

Before the words were finished, the goods picked up the little nurse?

2. Teachers often give lectures at the speed of 4G, while learning gods attend classes at the speed of WiFi. Learn to bully at a speed of 3G, learn to crisp at a speed of 2G, and learn to fall off on the spot!

3. girlfriend:? I can't get detergent on my hands, so I can't wash the dishes. ?

Me:? You can wear rubber gloves to wash. ?

Woman:? No, I am allergic to rubber. ?

Hearing this, I resolutely chose to break up!

4, three questions, give me three answers, see who can satisfy me: the first question: beauty, Jiangshan, which is more important?

The second question: Beauty, Jiangshan, which one do you want?

The third question: What would you do if there was a woman who knew you, understood you and loved you?

5. Three colleagues, two women and one man, are on duty together. A woman said, it's boring. Let's fight the landlord!

The male colleague said: You two have joy beans, but I don't!

Female colleague replied: Selling bananas can earn joy beans. . .

6. A girl just moved to the community. She looks very attractive and can't help chatting up. Beauty, do you have a tattoo on your leg? Yesterday was a flower, but today is a phoenix! Sister nodded and smiled, this is a real tattoo, which will change according to the mood, but I am ticklish. You can touch it tomorrow when I'm not ready! Hey, it's really a tattoo. I'm numb. At the beginning of today, I was slapped by her twin sister! !

One Minute Humorous Joke (2)

1, having a buffet, the girl at the back table ate too much. I heard her boyfriend say, let me eat for a while and always let me get it. ?

2. I met a woman on the bus today, one head taller than me, and thought I wouldn't wear high heels if I could. . . . . . Looking down, I really didn't wear it!

After work, a group of people crowded into the elevator, and the elevator door closed, but it didn't move. . .

Five seconds later, everyone looked up. You look at me, I look at you, nobody presses the first floor. . .

Today, I invited a client to meet in the teahouse. After they met, I shook hands with him politely and introduced myself: Hello, my name is Zhu. . .

Then he patted me on the shoulder and smiled, Second Junior Brother, I am your big brother. My name is Sun. . .

Can TM still have a good chat? . .

I just saw a video of a foreigner on fire, and then I felt a burning smell. Then I watched it several times, and the burning smell became more and more serious and more magical. . .

Then I slapped my head and the meat was burnt!

6. Today, a girl in the office suddenly asked: What's the difference between A photo and B photo (driver's license)?

One or two male colleagues replied: B cover is bigger than A cover.

Alas. . . What do you think about every day?

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