A joke about poverty, saying that poverty limits my imagination.

1. I haven't eaten meat for days. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to touch a few handfuls of pork, washed my hands in the pot and directly burned a bowl of broth.

2. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were scraped without sparks.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

I was so poor that my mouse moved away crying.

When I am poor, I turn a blind eye, so I can save it.

6. Eat chaff and swallow vegetables every day, wear patched clothes and use a broken computer.

7. I didn't have enough breakfast and didn't know where to find dinner.

8. Pockets are cleaner than faces!

9. The trouser pocket is cleaner than the face.

10. I just saw Xiao Qiang, and I have meat to eat.

1 1. Finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

12. You can only live by biting your nails every day.

13. On rainy days, people who are crazy about using the washbasin usually run out to fetch water, and laughing with the washbasin can pay less for water.

14. There is no bowl for rice.

15. I have no money to buy steamed buns.

16. I'm broke and short of money. Barefoot all over the world, dare to cross the five lakes barefoot!

18. As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

19. Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

20. Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

2 1. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

22. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

23. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

24. Brother, I am not alone. Because I am lonely with my brother.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

26. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

27. Only mom is good and dad is good.

28. Gender: male, hobby: female

29. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

30. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

3 1. Whose husbands are temporary workers!

32. You engage in art, I engage in you. It's called deep art ..

33. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

34. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said!

35. Format yourself just to delete you.

36. I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!

37. I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

38. I am not a coin, so everyone loves me.

39. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

40. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!