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Boys and girls
Master Yun: Eating food and sex are also important. In the past, I launched a small essay on numerology, and I laughed a lot. I simply wrote a few articles in different colors, drugged it and laughed it off. Don't take it seriously.
Let's start with a short story. An old monk talks with the young monks about the way to endure color and strive for perfection. Some people refuse to accept it, but they are willing to make an empirical study, so that the old monk and the young monk can tie a small drum to their thighs, so that several beautiful women can undress and dance, and the young monks can see it. The small drum under their legs is loud, and the old monk is quiet. Everyone is convinced of the old monk's deep endurance and good concentration, and he can see through the dead and alive. Unexpectedly, when I looked closer, the old monk's drum was already worn out.
Another story, Yan Pin Roupu in the Ming and Qing Dynasties was born in Weiyang in Kunlun, saying: Humanity is more enjoyable than men and women. Men's talents, looks, wealth and power are only the introducers for men and women to enter the game, just like Jiang Zao, which is commonly used in Chinese medicine soup. Actually, if men and women play against each other, no matter how good the medicine is, it is impossible to convince women. Weiyangsheng thus applied the dog's kidney and entertained the world.
gossiping and gossiping, judging men's ability by reasoning is another unique skill, exceeding eight characters, and even equal to it. However, what the eight characters need is an interrogation bureau, and the reason is clear at a glance. The analysis is as follows:
The nose is the foundation of wealth, and with the eyes, the sky is pale, the traitor and the cheeks, we can know the degree of wealth. In hue, the nose is male. The golden armor on the left and right, that is, the so-called Lanting Wei in the photo book, is a representation of the thickness of * * *. Nose is a symbol of length, but you must not think that the bigger the nose, the better. If the orchid platform is big and the nose is long, it is called a dead turtle, and its telescopic performance is very poor. Among artists, Andy Lau is difficult to compete with Jackie Chan.
The eyes are matched with eyebrows, Yin Tang, three Yin San Yang, and Mercury is the mouth and double zygomatic faces, so we can know the rank of the official and the nature of the person, and the eyes are a sign of persistent practice. Those who are dim in sight, have too many premature ejaculation, have bright eyes, and have lasting sexual intercourse, and the side effects after the war, such as low back pain, dry eyes and dry mouth, are rare. Therefore, through the eyes, we can know its tendency ability and the age of depreciation.
Mercury is a sea of blood in the mouth, that is, people's teeth, eyes, cheekbones, underground vaults and cheeks. We can know the degree of its blessing and its food supply, and how much it is used in sexual physiology. Among people, we can know how much it is in essence, how long and deep it is, how much it is profound, how short and flat it is, and how empty its seminal vesicles are. Teeth are organs of sexual ability. Those with strong teeth are firm, durable in sexual ability and sparse in teeth.
The external ear is the palace of hearing, which means that people can live a long life. The ears are white, and the beads are hanging over their shoulders. Generally speaking, it is a blessing, but it has nothing to do with sex.
In the physical structure, water-shaped human feelings are durable and complete, and the patterns are changeable.
Wood-shaped people will be like wolves and tigers, which can be fierce.
golden people are full, and most of them are * * *.
earthy people are reluctant to get along, as plain as water.
Fire-shaped people are tall, dry, handsome and fierce, and quantity is inferior to quality.
It's fun to have a little talk about sexual ability. If a girl has a good feeling about it, she can threaten to choose a mate with nostalgia, which is a lost cause.
Boys and girls
Female voice
It means that this boy speaks like a girl, which means that it is quite bad for this person to "break his wife and ruin his family".
thin and curved eyebrows
children don't care, because the big difference between men and women lies in eyebrows. If a man's eyebrows are thin and curved, he must be very feminine, and he will look like a woman in thinking, work or temperament, which means that this person's fate is "sluggish career".
No beard
There must be too many female Hermons representing this person, which means that this person's fate is "ruined". No matter how many possessions his parents left him, they may not be able to keep them.
Small mouth and thin lips
This is a characteristic of women, but if a man has this characteristic, it means that this person's fate is "right and wrong" and it is easy to get into trouble between men and women.
coy movements
A man with feminine movements means that his fate will be "poor and lifeless", which means that there is something wrong with his bones and everything will be wrong.
let's give a concrete example to analyze it. Han Zigao is a perfect man. He is beautiful, more beautiful than China's young treasure Zhou Xiaoshi. He is in the midst of a disorderly army. The enemy is slashing wildly with a pike and a white blade, but once he meets Han Zigao, he will throw away his lance. No one is willing to hurt a hair of his. Oh, my God, how beautiful is this gentleman? He is handsome, not just a beautiful face. He has slender arms, is good at riding and shooting, has a handsome body and attractive skin. It is really an abnormal valor, which makes people obsessed and unable to extricate themselves. How many innocent girls, including Princess Chen Chao, are madly in love with Zi Gao, and even cough up blood and die because they miss him day and night. What is more beautiful is Han Zigao's mind. He was born in poverty, not arrogant and impetuous, and he was talented and virtuous. After committing himself to Chancy (later Emperor Chen Wendi of the Southern Dynasties), he devoted his heart and soul to this equally handsome couple. They slept with each other, day and night, and because of an anecdote about Zi Gao, Chancy was so angry that he destroyed the Wang Sima clan with emotion. Later, the two men fought side by side.
This historical fact that the couple's trivial matters led to the overthrow of the dynasty is unique in the history of China. Because of Han Zigao, China put forward the concept of male queen for the first time and for the last time in history. Although the final oath failed to be fulfilled, the fact that Han Zigao was beautiful and devoted to the country and Germany was irrefutable. Before Chen Qian's death, high-end water delivered medicine for a moment, which gave great comfort to Chen Qian on her deathbed. In the huge palace, everyone was shut out, and only Chen Qianzi and Gao spent the last journey of their lives together on their sickbeds. After Chen Qian's death, Zi Gao was sentenced to death by unjust imprisonment, only thirty years old. At the age of 16, he went from being a poor teenager, experiencing the hardships of fighting in the world, building a dynasty and starting a business, and finally passing away with his lover Chen Qian in tandem. In just over ten years, his life was as shining as gold, and he could not ask for anything more if his life could be as full as Zi Gao's.
girls
watch two short stories first. Stories about ancient scholars.
There is a joke in an ancient rumor that a scholar Yun took the exam the next day, and the night dream was opposite to his sister-in-law's nakedness, which means * * * to * * *, an opponent of grandma's ancient prose. How bad it is to use this way. Confused, he asked his wife what was the sign in her dream. Her wife said with a sigh, Officer, don't go. You see, if there is a hole, you haven't entered, so how dare you take the Jinshi? The scholar was very frustrated, just as the mother-in-law of the scholar was on the side, saying that this was a sign of progress. The scholar's wife was puzzled and asked why. The mother-in-law said, look, you two are facing each other, and once you turn over, you will become a master. Sure enough, the scholar won.
This mother-in-law is really an expert in reading the world. The most terrible age for a woman is not the glamorous and reserved princess years, but the twilight years when she becomes a grandmother. After her beauty dies, she can be a strategist, so there should be no problem.
The other is: in ancient times, two brothers went to Beijing to take the exam at the same time, and the elder brother was on the list, while the younger brother returned home after falling out of Sun Shan. The younger brother's wife scolded him angrily, saying, A mother, you are such a waste. My brother said quickly, "Calm down, my wife. Although my brother is in high school, the work below can't be used in the future, and boasted that all the people who passed the exam are completely useless. My brother and wife were surprised after hearing this, and they were overjoyed for a while. Fortunately, you didn't pass the exam. I was so happy that I told my brother and wife about the secret. After listening to it, my brother and wife were thunderstruck and unhappy. After a while, my brother returned to his hometown dressed in gold, and when he saw his wife frowning, he was suspicious. When he asked his wife why, his brother and wife told him the truth. My brother was furious and said, nonsense, that job still works. Let's talk about it, go on the rampage and welcome it, brother.
women are as rich as men, because times have changed.
It is inferred that the characteristics of a woman are as follows:
Hair, main blood, liver, kidney, spleen, softness and luster are the top.
the eyes, the essence of the five internal organs, should have gods, but they are not floating.
The nose, the health of Saturn, is the foundation of Wangfu.
Double zygomatic, which is a sign of endocrine, is related to sexual life and has a great influence on men. Generally speaking, you can't stand tall and have no system.
The tongue and teeth are red and white, and the teeth are fine, which is a natural opportunity for women to raise wealth and control kidney blood.
the helix is the sex organ of the external kidney, which is feminine. Don't be afraid of cold books drying up.
the key part of the female image above, this article does not talk about the married woman, but only about the sexual relationship of women.
The helix is the symbol of female external reproductive organs, with plump and fleshy skin as the top grade, and hanging beads as the organ of vulva contraction. The helix is plump and plump, and the vulva is first-class. Needless to say, the height of the helix is the position feature of the sexual organs. The higher the ear, the lower it is, so the person with the ear as high as a donkey is common in * * *, no matter how beautiful the face is. Therefore, a jade girl always has a lower helix, such as a world-class jade girl Hillary.
the palace of life, that is, between the yintang and the eyebrows, is the width and contractibility of cunt, where the eyebrows are locked, Shu is tight, the contractive function is first-class, and the eyebrows are pubes. The wider the palace of life, the wider the jade door. Professional women, mostly with a wide impression, know that they can work, but * * * is not very satisfactory. The typical routine of professional women is: square forehead, high nose, crossed cheeks, bright eyes and beautiful eyebrows, and good voice. The sea of blood is deep and long, mercury is square, Yin Tang is the intelligence of women, and those who are wide have higher business power.
The sea of blood is the length of a female cunt, which is characterized by long and straight performance. It is not only excellent in sexual ability, but also has good endurance and strong reproductive ability, such as Wu Shihong, a woman in China. I once wrote that the wind is flying. China, former manager of Microsoft in the United States.
Teeth are the organ of women's sanctity and sexual ability. Most of them are uneven, too white or too yellow in color, and most of them are easy to enter the cheap stream. Don't get me wrong, I sympathize with those who are forced to be chickens. Not demeaning. Teeth are hard indicators of women's ability, which are firm and fine, with high endurance, sparse and loose, limited endurance and prone to gynecological diseases.
Mercury on the lips is the secret of sex organs. The grea t seal with thick lips is thin. On the contrary, the great seal with thin lips is very thick. Therefore, the person with thick lips is extremely sexy. With a little prelude, she can enter the game and her quarrel rises, which is a symbol of a jade girl. Under the quarrel, there is nothing to be said. The more the quarrel is eaten, the higher the position of the sex organ is.
In the Five Elements Bureau, the wooden woman is the most amiable, and the narrow path is the most pleasing to the colored man. No wonder the devil is easy to eat, but the premise should be flexible, such as many things that are nostalgic.
The worst thing is the soil shape, which is inherently unsuitable for sexual activities.
For those who don't understand the Five Elements Bureau, you can see the crash theory of the master of reasoning written by Mr. Nostalgia. There is a good explanation in it.
I'm afraid to write any more. If the girl sees it, it's probably another scolding. Nostalgia since the age of 24, * * * has been transferred to study, disgusting activities, but also a prelude to the process of disgust and quick aftermath. First, it's too much trouble. It's better to eat and read and work succinctly. Second, it's disgusting. It's not as good as * * * to drink and enjoy flowers, but it's necessary to do its duty. So, it seems that changing food for color can't escape the essence of hurting officials!
example: it's like a model in the sun. X
Pattern:
The body is tall, the devil's body is pure in wood, and it's really famous for its color. It's a narrow path.
binocular flow mining, amorous feelings, easy to seduce, and * * * natural.
With a big nose, we can see that its wealth is not low, and most of its friends are rich.
The height and thickness of the helix show that its sex organs are plump and slightly defective, and the helix is high, which is estimated to be too low, so it is more suitable to use the posterior estimation.
The blood sea is deep, wide and long, which shows that it is full of qi and blood and the cunt is unfathomable.
The teeth are the worst and uneven, which shows that their quality is low and * * * is high. A
beauty who is greedy for money has a narrow yintang, which can get its first-class contraction function, and its eyebrows are deep, long and dense, which can be as dense as its pubes.
You may wish to take a closer look at the pattern of low forehead, wandering eyes and partial rooms, which makes it difficult to straighten out the room and prevent the longevity.
girls and boys
beards
The work is ok: women with beards have average performance at work.
if you get married late, your husband will steal food: women with beards usually get married late, but be careful that the other half is easy to develop abroad after marriage.
There are many villains: the mouth is related to villains, so there are many gossips and villains in bearded women.
Husband's nose (with a high nose)
Career is booming: the nose represents career and making money. A woman with a high nose is very strong in willpower, and she will stand up after falling down and will not lose heart.
No marriage or divorce: A woman with a straight nose is not suitable for marriage, and even if she is married, it is easy to divorce.
zygomatic face (strong forehead and zygomatic face)
Successful career: People with strong cheekbones and high foreheads are enterprising and talented in management.
Kefu, husband's career is not prosperous: girls with three faces like to be in power in the family, so they often restrain their husbands and suppress their temper.
Children are unfilial: Women with three cheekbones are very strict in disciplining their children, so children are not unfilial when they grow up, or they want to escape from their mothers.
Heavy eyebrows
Good military skills and poor civil service: Women with heavy eyebrows are very masculine, so they are suitable for military police or journalists, but not for clerical administration.
male voice
The career is broken: a woman's male voice is called a male voice, and a woman with a male voice usually won't succeed in her career.
Husband's death or divorce: A woman with a strong voice is prone to divorce, and it is not easy to maintain a marriage without it.
money leakage: it is not easy for a woman with a strong voice to keep her money.
Adam's apple
How ups and downs work: Women with Adam's apple are prone to ups and downs at work.
Love comes with many twists and turns: a woman with an Adam's apple can get true love in the end despite many twists and turns.
A lot of gossip: Adam's apple is related to speech, and girls with Adam's apple are likely to cause a lot of gossip.
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