Very philosophical little joke.

A person's intelligence will shine brightly in humorous conversation and attract others deeply. Below, I have collected some philosophical jokes for you. If you add humor cells, it will be a bright spot.

A little joke with great philosophy

1, the past of the Three Kingdoms

Guan Yu rushed into the account: surrounded, big brother. Let's go! ?

Liu Bei:? Yun Chang, help me break my back! ? Guan Yu picked up a knife and split Liu Chan in two.

Liu Bei:? Shit, that's not what I'm talking about! ? Guan Yu hacked Liu Feng to death again.

Liu Bei:? Kao! Not really! ? Guan Yu's knife flashed, and Liu Bei's legs were red?

Revelation: It's just a tragedy that you don't understand the company's strategy and have strong execution!

2. Buddies chase girlfriends

A buddy was chasing his girlfriend, and her girlfriend gave him an ultimatum:? Don't bother me without Audi A6 and a two-story villa. ?

He gave a wry smile. Go home and ask your parents for advice. Father smoked a cigarette, sighed and said, This car is easy to drive. Sell the Rolls Royce at home and buy dozens of Audi cars. Just this two-story villa. Damn it, we can't take off three floors of this five-story villa. What a pity. You and she should forget it. There are many girls in the world. There's no need to tear down the house to chase her.

Revelation: Don't quote easily before you know the customer's needs and strength!

Step 3 deliver

A female colleague, oval face, long legs and thin waist, goddess. Her husband gave her a meal yesterday and left without saying anything.

A new male colleague asked: Who was that man just now? She replied: take-away delivery. The new colleague asked again: Why didn't you give money? She said: no need to give it, just sleep with him at night. The new colleague gave her an instant look and was silent.

The next day, this new male colleague brought her lunch! Or three dishes and one soup.

Revelation: Business models cannot be simply imitated. Other people's models must have their preconditions and access standards, and information symmetry must be achieved before copying models.

Step 4 deposit

A person deposits money at night. It happened that the ATM machine broke down and swallowed 10 thousand yuan He immediately contacted the bank and was told to wait until dawn.

He racked his brains and suddenly had a brainwave. He called customer service with a public phone, saying that the ATM machine vomited 3000 yuan more, and the maintenance staff arrived five minutes later.

Revelation: People don't help you because they don't touch their interests. Try to relate your problem (product) to his interest in order to attract the attention of the other party.

Step 5 be vulnerable

The young man accidentally burned three small holes in the carpet of the hotel. When checking out, the waiter said that according to the hotel regulations, each hole should be compensated 100 yuan.

Young man: Are you sure it's a hole 100 yuan?

Attendant: Yes.

Young people lit cigarette butts and burned three small holes into a big hole.

Revelation: 1 Where the assessment criteria are, people's actions are there; 2. Don't just set standards from your own perspective; 3. Vulnerabilities are sometimes fatal.

Little joke with great philosophy II

1, it is selfish not to consider other people's feelings, and it is masochistic to care too much about other people's feelings.

2. Once many things that were ugly were known to be expensive, they felt as if they were not so ugly.

The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.

4. When I was a child, I watched Huang Feihong and wondered why a doctor was so good at kung fu. Now I find this has profound practical significance.

5, have a thousand miles to be a netizen, because it is ugly.

6. Now, people have no money to do anything. As long as they play cards, they will have money. They also asked how big to play, not how big to play!

7. The greatness of mahjong:

1. The cost is low and everyone can afford it. A pair of mahjong can be used for a lifetime. Unlike the current online games, spending money and time, the dead don't pay;

2. kill time, run a few laps, and the east will be white. It is no exaggeration to say that this has safeguarded world peace. Man is the animal most afraid of boredom. If you don't believe me, leave the computer, put down your cell phone and sit for 20 minutes. You will feel as long as a whole night, and it is not far from madness to live a day like this.

3. The daily maintenance is simple, and only a small amount of water is needed to rinse and dry. Think about it, it's really energy saving and emission reduction, super environmental protection!

4. It is especially good for the elderly. It is not easy to practice brain to prevent dementia: it is not easy to cheat, step on and stop at home.

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