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Italy was a victorious country at the end of World War II. Did Italy behave like a clown in the whole World War II?
Italy, what a ridiculous nation, is a cow in the Roman Empire, and it is like an idiot at other times. Germany was unlucky enough to form an alliance with a war-incompetent country like Italy and Japan, which caused trouble everywhere. During World War I and World War II, Italy's performance was full of jokes. In World War II, Italy fought in the colonies, but for the connivance of the League of Nations, it would have returned to China. Ethiopia, which can't beat the spear, is like a despicable Japanese who learned to throw poisonous eggs and finally managed to occupy them. Weapons and equipment are remarkable. But combat operations are rubbish. The British often say that Italians' energy will not be focused on how to fight, but on their beds. Libya's retreating colonial army, if it weren't for Rommel, would have surrendered long ago, all because Rommel always took the Italians to fight. Rommel thought that the Italian army would hold its ground and cover the German attack. When the German army was almost surrounded, Rommel discovered that the Italians had already retreated as soon as they heard the British coming. The British in North Africa, catching Italian prisoners of war is like herding sheep. The prison camp is very simple. As long as there is enough food, a circle of barbed wire around the wasteland and a tent are set up. There are almost no guards, because the prisoners of war will never escape. In their own words, there is enough food. Why do you want to escape? There was a story in North Africa. A pilot was captured and treated well. He escaped, but he came back voluntarily two days later, saying that there was no prison camp outside, so he came back himself. It can be seen that Italy is naturally a war-loving country. Until the allies landed in Italy and approached Rome. There was an uprising in Rome, and then the newly established Italian government joined the allies. This attitude changed quickly enough. Germany had no choice but to deploy troops from the east and west lines to deal with the third attack. It is good that Italy stores most of the war strategic materials in the northern mountainous areas, which makes the German military industry, which is increasingly short of resources, speed up production at full capacity, which is also a meaningful thing. Until after the war, Italy was the least optimistic country in NATO. Apart from its relatively important geographical position, light weapons (pistols) were better, and no outstanding performance could be seen. NATO may estimate that Italy will be the first to be conquered by the Soviet Union after West Germany (think of the Red Alert Map from NATO military exercises). I can only say that my artistic attainments are very good, but I lack fighting capacity. .....
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