The complete works of funny jokes about Father's Day.

On Father's Day, I called my father early in the morning, for no other reason than to wake him up.

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The rich boy in the TV series cried and said to his father, "What's the use of making so much money?" It's not that you don't have time for me! "My heart is pounding and my eyes are a little wet when I think of my father who often accompanies me. Looking at his gray temples, I couldn't help saying to him, "What's the use of you accompanying me so much?" "I'm not without money! "

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When I was a child, I was beaten to death. When I got home, my father slapped me and said, "You coward! Why didn't you fight back when you were beaten? " Then I slapped my dad.

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While eating, my mother asked my father, "I permed my hair, didn't you see it?" My dad quickly perfunctory: "Yes, it is very hot." "Go away, I'm not hot at all."

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I called my father yesterday to say Happy Father's Day. What did dad say? I said today is Father's Day. I wish you a happy Father's Day. Dad said, oh, you are happy, too. I said, well, today is Father's Day. Happy father! Dad said, I know, I mean, when do you celebrate this festival? Me: ... Dad said, can you live next year? Me: ... Dad said, can you live to the year after next? Me: ... Dad said, then I'd better be happy. Me: ...

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For many years, children only remembered Mother's Day, but forgot Father's Day, so their father was quite depressed. On August 8 this year, a father was sitting at the dinner table with his family. Suddenly, his son went to the refrigerator. When he opened the refrigerator and squatted down to get something, he suddenly said casually, "Dad, do you know what day it is today?" Dad secretly rejoiced, thinking that this son might give him a surprise, so he happily replied, "Today is August 8." The son was a little disappointed and said, "Wow, the milk has expired! ! "Dad:" ... "

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I saw an advertisement in the elevator of the community: "If your son is stupid, please join this group and discuss treatment together." I thought of my mentally retarded son, so I joined the group without hesitation, but I found my father in the group.

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I wrote a composition called "My Father" in primary school. The teacher suspected that I copied it, so he called my dad to school and asked me to read it to him. I read: "My father died two years ago ..."

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Dad is a bus driver. He likes to sing some old songs while driving. One day, all the passengers were flying on the road. He was in a good mood and sang another sentence: Pig! Sheep! Where to send it! Send it over … hey, why is it so quiet in the car! ! !

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There is a Teddy dog at home, and my mother likes it very much. In the morning, it poops in the toilet. My mother said distressfully, "Oh, baby, you have pooped, let grandma handle it for you ~ Ah, it's very hard!" " Then I heard my father silently pick up a sentence: "What? Won't bite? "