Part-time sketch line 2

Zhao: (dismissively) What are you laughing at? Are you there?

Song: Well, no sense of humor, ha. I'll give you a debut topic, saying that the zoo held a get-together for all the animals. Which animal (mèi) didn't come?

Zhao: (silent, at a loss)

Song: Elephant! Shut it in the refrigerator! hahaha ...............

Zhao: What? Hey yo.

Song: Oh, yo (slowly) ... You're going to kill me! ……

Zhao: Hum, I'm exhausted.

Song: Hey. ...

Zhao: Hey! Sister, can we stop laughing?

Song: What?

Zhao: Let's see what your son wants you to do. Can you tell me before you laugh?

Song: Talk to you, talk to you, talk to you.

Zhao: Escort!

Song: What are you talking about? !

Zhao: (afraid of misunderstanding) Sister, I really don't understand. ...

Song: You don't understand. Ask! I'm telling you, our job is called housekeeping service when it's big, and it's called hourly worker when it's small, and it's called "psychologist" abroad, which translates into Chinese as a psychologist. ..... what also don't understand! Go, hurt my self-esteem! (gets up and walks to the door)

Zhao: Sister! ..... You said that I was alone, and I was wronged at home all day, and I finally found someone to let me go! (See Song is back) ... Back?

Song: Take the money!

Zhao: What money?

Song: Your son said that an hour and forty minutes is an hour.

Zhao: Oh, here's 50 yuan!

Song: (To return Zhao) Keep the change! I don't have any change. Take it!

Zhao: I have no change. I gave it to you, sister.

Song: Why do I still need ten dollars? Take it! Take change.

Zhao: You can't change it, and I don't have any change ... (Helpless) Then you can accompany me for another ten dollars!

Song: Then I'll put up with another ten dollars.

Zhao: Oh. Sister, please sit down. I'm really sorry about that. I apologize. Sit down! Ha ha. Smoking?

Song: No.

Zhao: What about drinking water?

Song: Bring your own.

Zhao: Eat fruit?

Song: Gross.

Zhao: What are you doing?

Song: What are you talking about?

Zhao: Old.

Song: Go ahead. You've spent ten yuan anyway.

Zhao: Tell you what, elder sister, I'll tell you a little joke, and I'll open an embarrassing situation for you. This joke always makes me laugh. I mean this joke will be with me for the rest of my life!

Say! A tiger was bitten by a snake. The tiger was in a hurry, trying to stamp the snake to death, chasing it and chasing it to a small river. The snake, the lake ... got into the water, and the tiger was waiting on the river bank. I can't believe you won't come out. Soon, a turtle got out of it, and the tiger went up and held it down. "Small kind! I don't know you in a vest (jiá)? " Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha. ...

Song: (staring at Zhao)

Zhao: (embarrassed) Er ... Sister, I repeat, I made a mistake. No, it's a bastard in the water. When he finished, a snake came out. The tiger said, "I still know you without your vest!" " "(Song took off his vest again) Elder sister, look at you. Let me tell you a joke. Why do you always cooperate with me with the whole vest?