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Ask for a short cross talk or sketch between two people
A: Your threshold is too high. I always fall down.
What threshold are you talking about?
I'm just learning from a teacher. I will call you michel platini from now on.
B: (triumphant) I usually like to speculate in stocks, and blue-chip stocks with excellent performance will not fall. I am an expert in stock trading.
A: It's no use speculating in stocks. I will call you michel platini, not recognize your master.
The financial crisis is back. This time, the stock market fell again and again.
A: I heard that the elements of stage comedy have increased, and they fall down as soon as they walk on stage. Make the audience laugh. Therefore, the study of acting is indispensable.
B: So, you are michel platini, and I became his adopted son. Not as good as master.
A: Last time I brought some auction items into the auction house, claiming that they were treasures appraised by the master. The auction house will not shoot this time. I almost entered the auction house and recognized it as michel platini. Ha!
B: Why did you enter the auction house to recognize the owner michel platini?
A: Because of the treasure in my family, I quickly took it to the auction house for auction, just to return it on time and go to the bank to mortgage the house. This time, it was my turn.
B: You have a high level of ideological awareness and have always wanted to be a standard party member. It is because there are few michel platini around, so the threshold is still quite high, which is not why. Yo-ho.
A: Needless to say, there is no threshold in this vast world. I can't really be michel platini. The stock market has gone up, so have I, so if the stock market goes down again, you should call me michel platini.
B: (getting started at home) ah! As soon as I got home, I fell down in front of the gate, and this time I really fell down.
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