My girlfriend spits on me, but my roommate just wants me to spit together and doesn't listen to my analysis. What should I do?

King Gehudi, Your Excellency 250. Do you really think the other party told you that her roommate wanted you to be her chief strategist? I'm sorry, you can only be the chief strategist, not the strategist. The feud between her and her roommate, even the upcoming crotch tearing contest, even if the chicken feathers are torn all over the floor in the end, has nothing to do with you. She doesn't want you to participate in any of them at all, because this is a war between girls. What do you mind, a big man?

Since your girlfriend can tell you about her roommate, she will decide from the bottom of her heart that the other person is not a good bird and vent her anger. If you are smart enough to help her analyze at this time, your girlfriend's nameless fire will be sent to you.

What do you mean? How can you help her speak? Are you my boyfriend or the boyfriend of that scheming bitch? Are you two having an affair? You can be her boyfriend if you want. I don't need you to complain here.

You may feel wronged. What did I do wrong? It's obviously for you. I don't even know your roommate. What are you crazy about here? I kindly analyze it for you, and finally you are still fooling around here. In that case, we can break up and I've had enough of you.

My girlfriend will think that you two are really having an affair, and now you both want to break up with me. Well, it's time to break up, so you two should break up. As a melon eater, single dog will celebrate and congratulate another couple for parting ways.

Do you think there is something wrong with this way of opening? Why did you finally break up? This is crazy. Let's talk about the correct way to open it. Don't blink, just start.

When your girlfriend says that your roommate Barabara has made a lot of mistakes, you should hug your girlfriend at this time and say, why are you so wronged? I'll accompany you to find her and see what she means, dare to bully our baby. I feel sorry for you before it's too late. As a result, people are so bullied, waiting for me to take my machete, or I will cut her if I refuse.

At this time, your girlfriend will think that your boyfriend is full of energy, and then she will think that she really didn't tell you for nothing. She would say earnestly, "Actually, it's nothing. Don't take it too personally. I didn't suffer too much injustice. I just threw up with you, and it's much better now. "

Do you feel that your girlfriend instantly turned into that cute little princess, as fat as before? This is a routine, and this big brother needs to learn more.