Tell a joke?

Lao Liu was on a business trip and chose to take the train in a low-key way.

Sleeper car, it's already midnight, and the 95-year-old girl on the upper berth is still singing with headphones on.

After a sleepless night, Lao Liu finally couldn't bear it. So, knocked on the bed board and said:

Beauty, can you let me sleep?

Sister leaned out, looked at it, was silent for a few seconds, and then gently replied:

Ok, you come up!

……

Later, Liu often recalled the wonderful past and sincerely lamented:

Generation gap, how nice! 02. counterfeit money.

The couple divorced for their children. In court, my wife said confidently, of course, the child born in my belly is mine.

The husband said angrily, jokes, nonsense. Can the money in the ATM go to the ATM? It's not about who inserted the card.

The judge fainted on the spot, and even the lawyer admired him.

The wife then said, if it comes out as counterfeit money, do you want it?

Everyone present fainted and didn't wake up. ...

03. Triplets.

Four years later, at the gate of the kindergarten, many people were picking up their children. A man picked up three boys, which looked very special. Everyone is surprised by triplets. Q: Are your three grandchildren triplets?

The man shook his head and said, one is my grandson and the other is my son.

Everyone asked: What about the rest?

The man cried and said, it's my brother ~

04. Dogs fight with people.

Husband: Wife, let me tell you something ...

Wife: Say it!

Husband: Wife, eating at noon may offend your father. ...

Wife: What's the matter?

Husband: When I said the idiom "A dog beats a man" at dinner, I choked on the rice and only said the first three words …

Wife: That's not terrible!

Husband: Nothing. What's more, your father asked me: Are you talking about me? I just said "potential" ...

05. Children talk nonsense.

Daughter-in-law does housework at home, and her husband is lying on the sofa with his legs crossed and playing with his mobile phone.

The child suddenly said, Dad, you are really something. I really admire you!

Dad asked: Why?

The child said: You are really capable, married with such a good wife, can cook, do housework, make money and be beautiful. ...

A delicious meal. Dad was proud of it, and the child looked up and said to his mother, Mom, you can't. Look what you married. ...