Kneel and beg terrorists to come to China! One of the terrorists fainted on the overpass, one didn't get on the bus and the other was stolen.

Bin Laden said that China is the only country that can't be provoked: Al Qaeda sent five terrorists to attack China, and one bombed the overpass and fainted; A man blew up the bus and didn't squeeze in; One person bombed the supermarket and the bomb was stolen; A person bombed the train without buying a ticket; The last person successfully bombed the mine, killing and injuring hundreds of people. After sneaking back to the base, he didn't see any news reports for half a year and was executed by Al Qaeda for lying.

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