Homophonic joke

When we hear a cold joke, most of us will smile and sometimes make a gesture of hugging our arms. It's cold! ? Or words and expressions related to cold semantics, such as shivering, temperature, air conditioning or hot weather. Below I will bring you a selection of humorous jokes, welcome to browse.

After the English exam, the English teacher said to the class representative: Let the failing students stay. ? As a result, the class representative wrote on the blackboard: Stay after school.

When a man and a woman are dating, the man is very dissatisfied with the woman's appearance, so he calls and the man answers the phone. Hey ~ ~ um ~ ~, nothing, just watching a movie ~ ~ Godzilla. . ? At this time, the woman's phone rang, and the woman answered the phone: Hey ~ ~ um ~ ~, nothing, just watching TV ~ ~ Altman. . . ?

In the past, the cell phone signal was quite poor, so there was often a delay in receiving short messages. There was a college girl in an open class at school, and a boy next to her fell asleep on the table, drooling all over the table. The girl thought it was funny, so she sent a short message to her boyfriend, "The boy next to me is so cute that he sleeps like a pig." Due to the network delay, the text message reached my boyfriend's mobile phone at +0 1 6: 30 in the middle of the night.

4. The son and his father farm together, the son is responsible for grasping the direction, and the father pulls the donkey. Every time my son sets up the car, he says to the father in front. Dad, shall we go? My father pulls the donkey forward day after day. One day, the father didn't come, and after the son set up the car alone, no matter how hard he chased the donkey, the donkey wouldn't leave. The son was angry, so he calmed down and shouted? Dad, let's go! ? The donkey advanced slowly. ....

Emei sent a leader to challenge Shaolin Temple, pointing to the four dharma monks in Shaolin Temple and shouting:? Who's coming? Say your name! ?

Four dharma monks said: poor monk prodigy, poor monk Tong Yuan, poor monk middle child, poor monk wise boy! ?

The manager is angry:? Is your abbot downwind?

Suddenly the abbot flashed out from behind and said, Amitabha, the poor monk's dharma name is overall! ?

6、? Mr. Xu Xian, what's the secret of keeping your love fresh with your wife all these years?

? Every day when I come home from work, she greets me and gives me a snake kiss. ?

7. The little white rabbit knocked at the door and asked. Mother Goose, is your gosling there?

Mother goose replied:? What do you want from him?

? I'm a little short of money for business recently? The little white rabbit is a little embarrassed to say: I heard that the interest rate of goose loan is low, so I came to ask ...?

8. There was a murder case in the 8.ktv private room! The deceased was from Gao Fushuai! There were seven or eight hot beauties at the murder scene! There is also a girl with a flat figure!

The police took the case! But the case is complicated! It was difficult to solve the case, so the police found the master and asked him who was the real murderer!

The master looked at several sides! I said it without thinking? Flat chest is the real killer? .

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