Humorous sentences describing funny things

Humorous sentences to describe funny things

Introduction: If you don’t set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in life that limit your performance. Below are some humorous sentences that I have shared with you, welcome to learn from them!

1. It turns out he can talk. I thought he was blind.

2. Is there anything that I can’t do? I can’t bear to let go of my children, but I can’t let go of my daughter-in-law, and I can’t let go of my daughter-in-law.

3. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

4. I miss you so much that I can’t even eat. It’s so disgusting!

5. If you get off the chariot and make chopsticks, you won’t be alone!

6. I never hold grudges. I usually avenge them on the spot.

7. I have such a big plate of dumplings, but I still need this clove of garlic. Just stay there!

8. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

9. I am not a RMB person, how can I make everyone like me?

10. I miss you so much!

11. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

12. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.

13. The most charming person is "Master Kong". Thousands of people follow him every day.

14. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

15. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

16. If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!

17. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit it!

18. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

19. It’s not that you don’t smile, but your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!

20. You don’t look very white.

21. You are much more confident than that pincher.

22. Why can’t the men’s football team even make it out of Asia? Just because there are eleven women missing from the green field.

23. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true? !

24. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

25. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

26. I not only have a car, but also a bicycle...

27. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet a dung beetle one day. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

28. I’m in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I’m done!

29. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

30. A harmonious society emphasizes calmness.

31. Girls! How can there be so many white horses? Just find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed, leaving a bunch of mules...

32. Kill the panda, and I will be a national treasure!

33. Yes! I just want to compete with Pan Changjiang, compete with Chen Peisi in hairdressing, compete with Pavarotti in doing splits, and compete with US President Bush in speaking Chinese! Oh, damn him.

34. Even if you have turned into a butterfly, you are still flying

35. If you fall down, get up and cry again

36. Keep a low profile! This is the most awesome way to show off! !

37. There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.

38. The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.

39. I’m not confident. The reason why I do these things is to let people feel that in the cross talk world, I am the best in film and television, in the actor world, I am the best director, and in the directing world, I am the best screenwriter and editor. Most coincidentally, I am the funniest cross talker in the screenwriting world. These days, you have to play with your overall strength.

40. Don’t ask, the house has been rented, now it’s time to fight for the children.

41. If you put on my leather robe and sit down, you will be a Tibetan mastiff.

42. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

43. You are such a big turtle, how can you compete with me, Pipi Shrimp?

44. Who are you talking about? I am the leader of both virtues and arts. What virtues and arts do I have? I just often participate in performances even though I am sick. (Sit down.) That illness is all fake. Captain: Last time my father was critically ill and I didn’t even come home (sit down) That’s not my biological father. Leader: Two days ago, I sent 200 yuan to a child who was out of school (sit down) That child was my nephew. Captain, the window glass of your house was broken two days ago. I installed it. (Sit down.) That glass belongs to me (cei).

45. Master, you are the devil in my heart. , the closer the poor monk is to you, the farther away from the Buddha...

46. Nowadays, how many blond, blue-eyed and beautiful aristocratic daughters from across the ocean are crying and shouting to get China’s green card, and devote themselves to CCTV regardless of their own safety. The arms of unmarried men during the Spring Festival Gala.

47. If I win 10 million, I will buy 30 houses to rent to others and collect rent every day. Wow Kaka~~fulfilling!

48. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

49. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

50. You never know when someone will say goodbye to you by accident and then never see you again. ;