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1. Honey, don't worry, my period is coming. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day. 3. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning. Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss. 5. yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content. 6. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class. 7. On the train, a white woman and a black woman are breast-feeding their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too." 8. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together! 9. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you. 10. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent. 1 1. People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things. 12. When winter comes, no one will knit me a scarf. Buy one yourself. 13. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example. 14. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me. 15. Good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way. 16 Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others. 17. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest people learned to cheat 18. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change. 19. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her. 20. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way. 2 1. Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die. 22. I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me. 23. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I couldn't remember it when I woke up the next morning! 24. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine. 25. If cutting your hair means cutting your memory, can you lose your memory by cutting your head? 26. I wanted a paper plane to take me into your heart, but I crashed on the way. 27. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I counted myself as a hooligan as soon as I turned my head! 28. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little? 29. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up. 30. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately. 3 1. I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because I won't even drop the pie, let alone lose money. I comfort others, but I can't comfort myself after all. 33. I suffer from thoughts before the sky falls. If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables. 35. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry! 36. Part I: Student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, no part II: Listening and reading composition questions are not cross-approved; the focus is on participation. 37. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning. 38. Tencent's "being imported" has given many people hope and disappointment. 39. I have thought about the five words "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four. 40. Women are divided into two types: married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage. 4 1. In front of beautiful women: there is danger to save, and if there is no danger, you must save. 42. No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend! 43. Give me a woman and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world. 44. It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that I have been lovelorn for 34 days, 35 days and 36 days, and my period hasn't come yet. 45. Borrow a friend's car, and when the friend says to return it, come on. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded. 46. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon-letting competition yesterday, but I went alone. 47. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
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