Interesting phrases that change every day during the National Day.

1, now woman: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

2, I still like plain face, because I can rub my eyes unscrupulously.

Old class, if you force us again, we will go to Liangshan.

4. What's the difference between Wei Xiaobao and Big Big Wolf? One is animation and the other is reality. Learn from Wei Xiaobao.

5. Every woman can only be a Lori for two years, but every man can, uncle, for a long time.

6. If you delay again, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

7. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.

8. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!

9. My roommate asked me to count from one to one thousand when I couldn't sleep, and I almost fell asleep when I counted to 200. I had just finished drinking a cup of coffee when I finished counting.

10, now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.

1 1. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

12, Tinker bell always lives in the dark because it can't see its fingers.

13, maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

14, I didn't know that dinosaurs could appear again until I met you.

15, I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.

17, test lies with lies, and all you get are lies.

18, what are the two words you hear the most in the new water margin-eating wine.

19, gorging, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

20, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant, which is called connotation.

2 1, said that money is everything, and as a result, I took the money to the canteen to buy people but was beaten into a giant panda.

22, three people must have my wife, choose its beauty and take it.

23. Don't call me ugly. I was handsome when I was a kid.

24. Behind every Altman, there are a group of monsters who are beaten silently.

25. I have made up my mind. When I grow up, I want to start an Internet company, and its name is Muer, just like Thunder.