Are there any novels in which diaosi counterattacks and chases goddesses?

Where will the rookie chase the goddess? - Diaosi's counterattack. A rookie prequel, "The cicadas sing in the grass, and the parasol trees fall in shock." In the early morning of the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, a rainbow after the rain hangs upside down on the top of Huilong Mountain. , seemed to be expecting something, and with a "wow" sound in his life, a rookie was born. In the midst of the celebration, my grandmother went to a thousand-year-old temple to get a string of Buddhist beads, which means: the best is like water, follow the good like flowing, live like water, follow the fate and follow the crowd. From then on, the word "kindness" followed him everywhere. From elementary school to university, he was a good boy in the hearts of his parents and lived a carefree life. In 2010, the rookie was 22 years old and entered the legendary life of a "smoking and drinking student". He had half a foot in society, so he cut off the living expenses provided by his family and became financially independent. Every weekend, I was busy tutoring, distributing leaflets, and converting drawings. At the same time, I also understood the origin of "hard-earned money" and went from being a vague and ignorant boy to a semi-mature boy. It's a pity that I am a rookie studying engineering. Although I have read "Principles of Management", "Negotiation Skills", "Thirty-Six Strategies", and the entrepreneurial histories of various entrepreneurs, I have no financial acumen. All my buddies in the dormitory have bought cars. I am a rookie. What he held in his hand was only enough for five digits. Fortunately, I successfully crossed a hurdle in an international metropolis and laid a solid foundation for future development. I learned to be as confident as Ah Q. I hid the word "kindness" in my heart and learned how to be kind. Treat others with a grateful heart. With a grateful heart, there will be more laughter, happiness, and sincerity in life, and less hypocrisy, deception, and harm. The growth ring of a breakfast meal I took by mistake turned into two circles in a blink of an eye. The rookie also did psychological analysis in the company for two years, and basically completed the transition from student to professional. The ambitions he once had disappeared into thin air, and in a blink of an eye he was gone. Only a calm and peaceful life remains. However, a mistake in taking breakfast broke this peaceful and comfortable life, just like throwing a tile into the West Lake, causing ripples that echoed for a long time. Using the misunderstanding over breakfast as an excuse, we made initial contact with him. He was approachable, lively, cute, and very kind. From then on, the rookie discovered that among the seven fairies in the original office, there was actually a down-to-earth goddess who looked like Fan Bingbing, and she was a goddess with the word "good" in her name. So, the rookie secretly took photos of the goddess and compared them repeatedly with Fan Bingbing. The more they looked, the more similar they became, and the more excited they became. From then on, they fell in love, unable to find the sunny shore, and fell in love secretly. 3 The eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers. The rookie believes that he can chase the goddess with a sincere heart, so he uses all kinds of weird tricks. Quite busy. The goddess likes to eat fresh watermelons from Ivy, so every night after work, she goes to the fruit stalls and supermarkets in the town center to look for them. Ivy is all she wants, no matter the price, so she knows all the vendors from the community to the big supermarkets. - The wayward handsome boy is here; at first, the goddess was very happy to receive the watermelon. Gradually, a month and a half later, the goddess said, "Don't give it to me anymore. I always feel that I owe you something, and I want to give you something in return, but I am too lazy." Go buy it”. The rookie found that the goddess was very busy and could not be disturbed casually. Be upright. Most girls like to eat snacks, so the rookie wanted to be favored by the goddess. When passing by the supermarket, she brought some Yakult, biscuits and the like. After taking them, the goddess said, "Don't give them away anymore. You are posing a problem for me." The rookie found that the goddess had a straight body and did not accept bribes casually. The most romantic thing. Riding on the mortal world, the goddess smiles, the most charming smile is the lychee smile, the small bridge flows into the house, the willows are like eyebrows, and the flowing clouds are flying. Under the sunset, the rookie and the goddess picked 15 kilograms of lychees, saying willfully that they are enough, full and sweet. The rookie noticed that the goddess was jumping and picking lychees. Her pink face reflected the lotus flowers in the sun and was exceptionally red. She was like a fairy dancing in the mountains, picturesque, dreamlike, drunk, and beautiful. Kindhearted. The goddess forgot to bring her card when she went shopping. The rookie handed over the six-digit bank VIP card and told her the password, but the goddess said no. The rookie found that the goddess had a kind heart and never took advantage of others. mood. It is said that the goddess likes to eat cakes. After visiting a farm, she picked two eye-catching large bowl-shaped ones in a cake shop. In order to avoid causing stress, she simply said that they were bought at public expense. The goddess was so full after eating that she talked on the phone with the rookie for 87 minutes and 58 seconds. At this time, the two of them were separated by a door, which was quite emotional. The rookie discovered that the goddess would also create some emotions. humor.

Legend has it that the goddess likes people with a sense of humor. The rookie searched for a lot of humorous text messages and jokes and put them on his mobile phone and work computer. He read and recited them whenever he had time. However, people who chase time always fail to remember and are greedy for too much. But if you bite off more than you can chew, blindly thinking about humor but ignoring environmental variables time and time again, going in the opposite direction, actually creating the illusion of being unable to communicate, which is a taboo. The rookie noticed that the goddess had a high sense of humor and laughter. Only then did Lu Yao realize that her ability to control language was insufficient and it was time to make up lessons. High IQ. Rumor has it that the goddess likes to play cards and have twins when she is free. The poor rookie is color blind and cannot tell the difference between black and red plums. He always makes mistakes and cannot learn. In order to make up for his mistakes, the rookie always likes to secretly bring some snacks. I hope everyone has a good time and will not be affected by the rookie's wrong cards. The rookie found that the goddess' emotional intelligence in playing cards was very high and her memory was good, and she needed to catch up further. Floral. The rookie had been preparing for the goddess's birthday for a long time, and for the first time he was indecisive about what gift to buy. The first choice, IPHONE5, the military counselor said "it's too expensive, don't scare others"; the second choice, perfume, only 0.5K, no more, no less, just right; the third choice, Diana rose, which represents first love. The rookie chose options 2 and 3. In order to further reduce the pressure on the goddess, he said that the perfume came from a relative and was not bought with money. As a result, she won the lottery. The goddess said, "It was the first time I received 11 roses." She kept them at home for 13 days and didn't throw them away until the flowers withered. She also guessed what the gift that the florist shop owner had carefully wrapped was. The rookie was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night. The rookie discovered that the goddess also loved the fragrance of flowers. confidence. In those long and graceful hair, in those light bodies, there is the faint fragrance of the goddess, and the sudden feelings that have accumulated over the years, still turn around gorgeously after being weathered by wind, frost, rain and snow, sometimes beautiful and dignified, solemn and respectful, Elegant and charming, sometimes she lowers her eyebrows and sighs slightly, her pink face stares into her eyes, ethereal and graceful. In a department event, the goddess wore an elegant princess dress in the morning, a hot miniskirt and a vest at noon, and a pure Xiaojiabiyu outfit in the afternoon. She is a versatile elf who can do anything. The rookie found that the goddess was very confident in her appearance and could hold on to the scene at any time. Self-reliance. Something happened and he couldn't make it in time for dinner. The rookie packed the food and put it on the goddess's seat. The goddess said, "It's over the line." He found two bright marks on the goddess's arm. The rookie thought it was touched while moving something, so he volunteered to express his concern. Text message: All new jobs will be taken care of in the future. The goddess replied, "I have goosebumps all over my body, I am under surveillance" and "I have lived in a big city for 4 years and am able to take care of myself." The rookie found that the goddess was a typical engineering girl, not a little girl, and had strong living abilities. Straightforward. The goddess was very straightforward and told the rookie, "Mushroom hair is not a manly thing." The rookie immediately went to get a crew cut. The goddess said, "You can't pronounce words clearly, and the waka and wc are indistinguishable, giving people the feeling of swearing." The rookie is fine, okay? Watch speeches on the computer and practice Mandarin pronunciation; the goddess said, "It feels too shy and not confident." The rookie practiced hard in the empty dormitory bathroom to look confident (actually, the rookie's Ah Q-style confidence should be close to The highest state of self-confidence, physical incoordination causes inconsistency between inner thoughts and outer appearance). . . Rookies find that the goddess is sometimes a mirror, helping you to show your flaws and make up for your shortcomings, which is very straightforward. Cannibalistic fireworks. I heard that the goddess was looking for very pink lotus roots that she liked. She counted the stars and looked forward to the moon. On the second weekend, the rookie got up early, walked around the vegetable market, picked some dark lotus roots, and experimented at home for 2 hours. , I finally found the pink lotus root, but unfortunately I found out that it was almost 11 o'clock, and I couldn't make it in time to send it over, so I had to wait until after dinner and send it over at 3 o'clock. The goddess immediately put it in the refrigerator after receiving it. She was right in her bet. The rookie discovers that the goddess is also a cannibal. Be diligent and thrifty. I saw that the light in the goddess's dormitory was broken, so after get off work the next day, I took down the light in my dormitory. After taking a photo, I braved the drizzle and cold wind and walked around for 40 minutes before I bought the same one as in the photo. After replacing all the small light bulbs, I suddenly discovered that they were 25W. The goddess said: The power is too high and it consumes electricity. I made a big mistake. I thought I only bought the original lamp and ignored the power issue. The rookie found that he had no knowledge of electrical appliances and fell behind at critical moments. The goddess's professional knowledge was very professional and her life was relatively frugal. Rookies always like to constantly speculate on the goddess's mood and thoughts, and then uncharacteristically, lose their former calmness, panic, start worrying about gains and losses, and start blaming themselves for not doing well enough, but the fact is that they care too much. The beginning of loss, being too "good" can also lead to tragic consequences.

So the rookie understood: the word "good" should be stored in the brain and tend to be rational. 4. Breaking the precepts and committing sins. In the past days, day after day, month after month, it was like a boat on the sea of ??love, either bright or extinguished, hidden or apparent. There are calm and misty water and sky, and there are dangerous shoals and reefs. Carrying the misty dream of a goddess in a boat, along the flashing lighthouse, sheltering from the wind and waves, and getting closer and closer to the other shore. The mountains are stacked, the water is beautiful, the catkins are hazy, the birds are hazy, and the dream of a goddess so far away makes the rookie almost crazy. When he is crazy, he will do outrageous and immoral things. Suddenly one day, the rookie broke the precepts, committed evil, and was tireless in destroying others. It was a very white and white style, like the Jade Rabbit of Yuehua Palace, crystal clear, time stopped instantly, breathing was rapid, imprinted in my mind, lingering; by some strange coincidence, I took the picture without the goddess paying attention, and saved it on my phone. , became the legendary smoke photo. When I have nothing to do, I want to see it but don't dare to see it, my heart is shaking like a leaf. The rookie convinces himself again and again that what we need is spiritual and soul love rather than physical and physiological love, but if he is wrong, he is wrong. There is no reason and no feeble explanation is needed. The explanation is just a cover-up and cannot get rid of the pain in his heart. "The Buddha does not know the Buddha without seeing the body. If he really knows that there is no other Buddha. A wise person can know that the nature of sin is empty, and he will be calm and not afraid of life and death." The rookie recited the "Prajna Sutra", "Lotus Sutra" and "Nirvana Sutra" silently. In the state of repentance, the Buddha said, "Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so how can it cause dust." The rookie suddenly realized: one "good" and one fate, the cycle of cause and effect, endless. After five long commercials, what awaited was the ending song. It's an early winter day, and the cold wind is blowing against my face. I ask you how sad you can be, just like a river of hot water flowing eastward. The goddess dilutes the rookie's sadness and cleanses it. The slightest connection imbued the rookie with a touch of distant admiration. On what day and night, the goddess said to the rookie, "If you don't like it, you don't like it. Let's be friends and let nature take its course in whatever way it develops in the future." The rookie thought to himself, "Well, let nature take its course and let it burn itself." When he looked up, he suddenly realized The cold air is coming, the smoke is enchanting, where is the road? Where is the "goodness"?