Complete humorous stories about cars

What interesting things about cars are really funny? A buddy squatted in the parking lot and saw a luxury car parked in a parking space. So he went up and knocked on the window of the driver of the luxury car, threw more than 100 yuan and said to him, "I took a fancy to this parking space." You can park in another parking space. " As a result, the driver of the luxury car threw a dozen dollars in his face and told him to fuck off. In this way, this guy earned more than 20 thousand in half a day. The next day, this buddy wants to continue to "make money" like this; A "Southeast DX3" came soon, and this guy still dumped a hundred. Unexpectedly, the man took a hundred dollars and drove away. The fun of childhood childhood, like a colorful dream, slowly flies to the sky with a pair of lovely wings, and is like a condiment of life, sweet and sour. Everything is available. Speaking of childhood, everyone has many funny and interesting things, and I am no exception. That year, I was just 6 years old. I am bored sitting in front of my house, looking up at the blue sky, watching birds flying freely in the sky, and hopefully watching kittens lying on the ground in the sun. Suddenly I remembered what the teacher said in class: "Birds can fly because they have wings ..." At this time, I wanted an experiment, and I had the best "experiment"-that one. I tried my best to catch the cat. The kitten meowed, as if complaining to me: "Little master, don't scratch me." I comforted the kitten and said, "don't be afraid, little darling." You can play with birds in the future, are you afraid? " "What do you use to make the wings of a cat?" I thought, "Hey, I got it!" I took a piece of paper and a pen, drew a pair of wings on the paper with the pen, then cut them out with scissors and stuck them on the cat's back. I held the kitten in my arms and said to it, "Don't be afraid, you are going to fly!" " "I tried my best to throw the cat into the sky, and only heard a meow, and the cat was thrown to the ground." Hey, why not fly? Oh, I see. You must be distracted. I'll give you a little pressure when I get to the second floor to see if you concentrate! "I said to the kitten. I ran to the balcony on the second floor with my kitten in my arms, ready to continue my "experiment" on the balcony on the second floor. I came to the balcony and nagged the kitten, "You must concentrate and come on!" " "When I touched the kitten to throw it out, I thought, if I can't fly like just now, won't my cat become a' disabled cat'? You can't. I saw the rope hanging on the wall and decided to tie the kitten's feet with a rope. "One, two, three." I threw the kitten into the sky as hard as I did just now, and this time it fell like just now. To make matters worse, the rope broke. I only heard a scream from the kitten, as if to say, "Little master, help me!" " I looked at the kitten anxiously but helplessly. It happened that Grandpa Wang was walking next door, pulling the kitten back from the brink of life and death. Grandpa Wang is holding the kitten, so I quickly went downstairs to thank Grandpa Wang. Grandpa Wang asked me what happened, and I told him truthfully. Grandpa Wang almost burst into tears when he heard this. I looked at Grandpa Wang, like a monk-at a loss. He asked Grandpa Wang doubtfully, "What's the matter?" Grandpa Wang told me the difference between a cat and a bird ... "Oh, I suddenly realized." I touched the kitten and said to the kitten, "I'm sorry, kitten, I won't let you fly again." We will still be good friends in the future. " Will you think I'm stupid after reading it? Yes, childhood is so stupid and naive! The fun of childhood childhood is like a colorful box, which contains many shining and interesting memories. With the passage of time, some memories have been dusty, while others have been washed away by the running water of time. I remember when I was not in primary school, one Saturday afternoon, I was alone at home and turned on the TV early. The legend of the white snake was playing. Xu Xian, a bookworm, met the white snake in the drizzle, and he was immediately shocked by the beauty of the white snake. You see that he is at a loss, his eyes are straight and he is stunned from ear to ear. Seriously, I was also shocked by the beauty of the white snake. Then something came into my sight. It was my mother's cosmetic box. I'm going to put on makeup and compare it with him to see who is the most beautiful. So, I sat in front of the dresser and opened my mother's cosmetic box. Wow! How to wipe the bright and beautiful color blocks inside? I can't help it Draw a tiger according to the cat. Think about what the white lady looks like, and I'll put it on. First, I stood with a cotton dumpling, with a bright red rouge on my face. Suddenly. A "Dahongpao" radish appeared in the mirror. I looked left and right, looked up and down, but I always felt uncomfortable. I carefully put my mother's powder on my face and looked much better. Then I drew a word "two" on my mouth with my mother's lipstick and looked in the mirror, but I still felt a little uncomfortable. At this moment, the arch eyebrows of the white snake came to my mind. Ha ha! I'll try another "finishing touch". I can't find my mother's eyebrow pencil. My brow wrinkled and I was anxious. In a hurry, I simply picked up a small brush and a little ink, and drew two "ones" on my eyebrows with trepidation. Now remembering those two ones is like a caterpillar. I turned out my mother's jewelry without looking in the mirror and took it with me. This is a standard beauty! Ha ha! I was so happy that I put on my mother's high heels and danced around the room! Jumping and jumping, a familiar footstep approached. I think my mother must have come back. I immediately put on a cool look and prepared to meet her. I blew her a kiss as soon as my mother came in. She was so scared that she almost jumped. I couldn't help laughing while covering my stomach. It was a long time before my mother came to her senses and said, "Oh, my God! I thought I was at the wrong door! " My mother put down her bag and dragged me to the swimming pool. While washing, she said: "Children have a childlike beauty, just like our flowers, pure and natural." If you insist on doodling flowers, will they still be beautiful? When you grow up, shall I teach you how to make up? "I looked down and smiled shyly. In the later days, it became the laughing stock of the whole family. I still can't help laughing every time I think about it. It is like a beating note, adding a happy melody to my childhood music. I hope you will be satisfied! If I work hard, I can write a good composition!