Classical Chinese Wolf's Drama

1. The Script of Ancient Chinese Wolf

Ancient Chinese Wolf (funny) Butcher (singing): There was a butcher who was a little headstrong and arrogant, and there was a butcher who was a little rebellious and a little crazy.

I am the butcher! Hey! Wolf: Shit! What is that guy singing in front of you? It doesn't rhyme at all. Wolf, shall we eat him? Wolf Two: Brother, don't call us that. Readers will think we are Japanese! Wolf: You really haven't read a book? People in Japan call brothers Tai Wolf, Sub Wolf or something, * * *! Wolf 2: Oh? So, even if the old mother of Zisansi Wolf began to give birth at the age of 18, she was already in her fifties when she was born? Wolf: That's right. Haven't you heard of another guy named Isoroku Yamamoto? It's hard being an old mother.

After chatting for a long time, the two wolves looked up and found that the butcher had disappeared, and began to chase after him! Butcher (singing): There is a girl in the village named Xiao Fang, who is good-looking and kind ... How many times have I turned around to look at the road I've passed ... Hey, these two brothers behind me are following me so strangely. Do you think I'm beautiful and have any wild thoughts about me? Wolf: Shit! Two wolves, you deal with it. I'll vomit first. Wolf 2 (spits): You misunderstood this handsome guy, and we are male.

I'm Wolf Two, and the one who vomits wildly next to me is my brother Wolf. Butcher: Oh? You are the big wolf and the two wolves? Wolf 2: Oh? Do you know us? Butcher: Of course, I'm Aqing.

two wolves: a Qing? Who is Aqing? A Qing Sao is your wife? Butcher: You dare to pretend to be Wu Dalang and WuErlang. I am so handsome that I can certainly play Ximen Qing. Wolf: I'm dizzy. They all say that you have a big chest and no brain. I didn't expect you to have too much chest hair and no brain.

Can't you see that we are two wolves? I'm the boss and he's the second, so I'm called the big wolf and the second wolf! Butcher: Oh. It turned out to be Japanese.

Wolf Two: (crying with grievance) Look at it, big brother! I told you someone would misunderstand. Wolf: Don't interrupt.

this friend, don't talk about us first. Who are you? Butcher: Me? Can't you see the two words before the colon? I am a butcher! Wolf: Butcher? What's your name? Where are you from? Are there any brothers or sisters at home? How old are you? Do you have any hobbies? Do you listen to Jay Chou? Also, what's your mother's name? Butcher: Well ... the author didn't tell me. I'm just a butcher. Wolf 2: Butcher? Last name is Tu Mingfu? That's a lie! It's the first time I've heard someone named Tu! Butcher: I've never read a book! I haven't heard of Farewell My Concubine, Tu Honggang, don't you know? Wolf: Second child, I beg you not to embarrass me again! Why are you like the CCTV version of Guo Jing now? Butcher: All right, all right, that's enough.

Be lenient. Why on earth are you following me? Wolf: Well ... I recently heard that the price of meat food has gone up. My brother and I estimated that you certainly didn't sell out of meat today, so we wanted to grab the leftover meat and bones from your burden. Huh? What about your burden? Butcher: miserable! On my way home, I went to see House of Flying Daggers, which made me so tired that I left my burden in the cinema! Wolf: ... Butcher: ... Second Wolf: ... Wolf: Holy shit! Second, it's your turn to speak.

er wolf: huh? Oh! (acting naive) What should we do? Butcher: No, I use Colgate! Colgate is effective in treating beriberi and removing onychomycosis by combining Chinese and western medicine. I use Colgate, a hundred absorbent pillows, and I can suck whatever I want! I don't tell him about ordinary people! Wolf: Why did you say it all at once? Butcher: I'm used to it. Every day, TV stations insert TV dramas in advertisements. I just remember that our neighbor has an amnesiac buddy who remembers more than me! Wolf: You are cruel! Then you don't have the burden of picking bones now. What should you do? Wolf 2: Yes, we can't just eat you, and then the police will solve the case, which will become a drama involved.

you can't be on CCTV's golden file! Butcher: Yes, yes! You heard about it, too? The file under the radio and television bureau! It is said that because the current dramas involved portray criminals as all with high IQ, and the public security personnel seem to have graduated from a school with mental retardation, so the dramas involved have been delayed until after eleven o'clock at night. Wolf 2: Yes, I always stay up late to watch my favorite TV series now.

I often stay up late and get a lot of pimples on my face. I can't help secretly watching it often. Look here, look here, look here, look here, look here ... Wolf: Two! Two heroes! Butcher: Huh? Brother Big Wolf, as a wolf, why do you force yourself to do something like kneeling, with a difficulty coefficient as high as 5.? Wolf: Please! Pu Songling, our author, is at least from the Qing Dynasty. Can you respect the background of the script when you perform? Wolf 2: Oh? It turns out that the author is Pu Songling. I didn't expect such a wonderful murder story to be funded by such a person. Pu Songling, a lesbian, is really not simple! Big Wolf: ... Butcher, don't take it amiss. My mother drank athlete's foot water when she gave birth to my brother, so his brain ... Butcher: Really? To tell you the truth, I studied surgery at the University of Medical Sciences ... but when I was an intern, I operated on a heart patient. After suturing, I found that I forgot to put my heart in. My mother said that I was very creative and asked me to be a butcher.

55555 ... Big Wolf: Happy families are all similar, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way ... The butcher came forward and hugged the big Wolf, and the big Wolf hugged the butcher with tears in his eyes: Wow, man and beast, but also make glass, which has personality! The second wolf was kicked by the butcher and the big wolf at the same time. The butcher kicked the second wolf with the inner instep and the big wolf with the outer instep ... Butcher: Go on. Wolf: ok, oh, you should throw us the meat bones in your burden.

Butcher: I can't help it. I still have two packaged KFC drumsticks here. Take them for emergency first! Wolf: Is it slightly spicy? Butcher: ... Are you still picky? Wolf: OK, go ahead. You go ahead and I'll follow you. Butcher: You think you are FBI, that's called stalking! Wolf: Shit! Who do you think you are? I am a wolf! Butcher: I have hamburgers.

Big Wolf: ... Tail, tail. At this time, the two wolves ran to the butcher and the big wolf from a distance with a look of excitement.

wolf 2: wow! I had fun just now. I flew. Let's do it again! The butcher and the wolf look at each other, at the same time. 2. Who can help me make a sitcom script for the high school text Wolf < P > The butcher carries the burden, walks in a hurry, and sometimes looks back;

When the two wolves saw the butcher looking back, they bowed their heads and slowed down as if nothing had happened.

The wolf gradually shortened the distance from the butcher. The butcher looked back as he walked, and his face was frightened, so he quickly threw a bone. One wolf grabbed the bone and the other continued to follow the butcher. When the wolf approached the butcher, the butcher threw the bone again. The former wolf stopped, and the latter wolf finished eating on the bone.

The butcher turned around and two wolves approached.

The butcher quickens his pace, while the wolf quickens his pace; As the butcher walked, he looked around his eyes. The butcher's eyes lit up and the camera was pushed to the wheat field. The butcher's footsteps became more urgent, and the wolf began to run. The butcher ran to the woodpile, turned around, leaned against the woodpile, and threw a pole with a knife. The wolf stopped slowly in front of the butcher, sometimes pacing up and down, and sometimes squatting and staring at the butcher.

A wolf trotted past the butcher, who watched another wolf. The wolf pretended to sleep, the butcher stared at the wolf, clenched the knife, suddenly split at the wolf's head and killed the wolf quickly. The wolf dies. The butcher walked past the woodpile with the burden on his shoulder. The wolf was digging a hole and showing his tail. Suddenly, the butcher turned around, saw the wolf and killed it.

collect the wolf's corpse and play a triumphant song! 3. the wolf drama in the Chinese book in the seventh grade

a slaughter comes home late, and the meat is exhausted, leaving only bones. On the way, two wolves marched far away.

slaughter fear and throw it at the bone. A wolf has a bone to stop, and a wolf is still from. After the re-vote, the back wolf stops and the front wolf comes again. The bones are exhausted. And the combination of the two wolves is the same.

Tu was embarrassed, and he was afraid of being attacked by his enemies before and after. Gu Ye has a wheat field, and the owner of the field earns a lot of money, which is covered in hills. Tu Naiben leaned against it, shouldering a knife. Wolves dare not go forward, eyeing each other.

when I was young, a wolf went away and a dog sat in front. For a long time, my eyes seem to be ruined, and I am very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, chopping the wolf's head with a knife, and killing it with several knives. Just want to go, turn to the salary, a wolf hole, meaning to tunnel in to attack the back. The body is half in, and the tail is only exposed. After the slaughter, he broke his shares and died. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment and covered it to lure the enemy.

the wolf is too tired, but he is killed twice in an instant. How can the beast become deceitful? Stop laughing.

Translation

A butcher came home late at night, and the meat in his burden had been sold out, leaving only some bones. I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long time.

The butcher was afraid and picked up a bone and threw it. One wolf got the bone and stopped, and the other wolf still followed. The butcher picked up another bone and threw it over. The wolf who got the bone later stopped, but the wolf who got the bone first followed. The bones have been thrown away, and the two wolves are chasing together as before.

The butcher is very embarrassed, and I'm afraid he will be attacked by wolves one after another. I saw a threshing floor in the wild, and the owner piled firewood in the threshing floor and covered it like a hill. The butcher then ran over and leaned under the pile of firewood, put down the burden and picked up the butcher knife. Neither wolf dared to move forward and stared at the butcher.

after a while, one wolf walked straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front like a dog. After a long time, the wolf's eyes seem to be closed and he looks very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, chopped the wolf's head with a knife, and even cut several knives to kill the wolf. The butcher was about to hit the road when he turned to the back of the haystack and saw another wolf digging a hole in the haystack, trying to get through and attack the butcher from behind. The wolf's body is already halfway through, and only * * * and its tail are exposed. The butcher cut off the wolf's hind legs from behind and killed the wolf. Only then did I understand that the wolf in front pretended to sleep, which was originally used to seduce the enemy.

wolves are too cunning, but after a while, both wolves are hacked to death. How many tricks can animals use? It's just a joke. 4. the first day of the text wolf textbook drama

time: one evening.

location: the only way for the butcher to go home.

people: butcher, wolf a and wolf b.

Original: Pu Songling's adaptation: Xiang Xiaona

The curtain rises

[In the evening, the sky is a little hazy. The butcher hurried home with the bones left in his load. Suddenly, two wolves jumped out of the road and followed the butcher closely for a long time. ]

Butcher: (in fear) What do you want ... what do you want?

wolf armor: nothing, just a little hungry. we haven't eaten meat for several days, and we want to get some meat.

Butcher: You ... you don't ... don't eat me. I'm a butcher, and there are some bones left in my bag. Here you are (throwing a bone with trembling hands).

[Wolf armor got the bone and wolfed it down. ]

Wolf B: (rushing forward from behind, smiling at the butcher) Dear butcher, and me!

Butcher: (takes out a bone from the bear and throws it to Wolf B) Here, here you are!

[Wolf B got the meat bones and chewed them with relish. ]

[Wolf Jia has already chewed up the meat on the bone, and then rushed up, and the butcher threw the bone at him. In a short time, the butcher threw away all the bones in his load. But the two wolves still catch up as tightly as before. [

Butcher: (very embarrassed) I have no bones. Can I leave some more meat for you tomorrow?

wolves a and b: (together) thank you! There's no need ...

[Two cunning wolves surround the butcher in tandem, trying to attack him back and forth. The butcher turned to look at a threshing floor in the field, where the owner piled up a lot of firewood and made it look like a hill. The butcher flew over and leaned under the haystack. He unloaded the burden and picked up the butcher knife. ]

Butcher: (finally relieved) Come here!

wolves a and b: (a little worried, stop and dare not move forward) don't be complacent! That's all you can do ...

[After a while, Wolf B went straight away, and Wolf A squatted like a dog. After a long time, Wolf armor seems to close his eyes, showing a leisurely appearance. ]

Butcher: (Seize the opportunity, suddenly jump up) I'll chop you to death (while talking, I'll run over and chop the wolf armor with a butcher knife)!

[The butcher chopped the wolf armor to death with several knives. ]

[The butcher was just about to leave when he turned and saw Wolf B digging a hole behind the haystack. The second wolf wants to make a hole in the butcher's back, and then drill through the hole to attack the butcher from the back. Wolf B's body has half entered the haystack, only showing * * * and tail outside the haystack. The butcher cut off the wolf's thigh from behind and killed it. ]

Butcher: (awakened) I realized that the wolf armor in front pretended to sleep, trying to confuse me in this way!

Butcher: (cheerfully) You are cunning enough, but you have to know-we are much smarter than you! Don't you want to die? Your deception can only add to our jokes!

curtain falls

teacher's comments: it is an effective way for beginners to learn classical Chinese texts by compiling textbook dramas. This textbook drama uses anthropomorphic techniques to vividly reproduce the story of a butcher meeting a wolf. 5. "Wolf" is narrated in the first person, and the language of the two wolves is turned into a drama < P > Correct version: Original: A butcher comes home late, and the meat is exhausted, leaving only bones.

on the way, the two wolves traveled a long way. Tu is afraid to throw a bone.

a wolf gets a bone, and a wolf still follows. After the re-vote, the back wolf stops and the front wolf comes again.

the bones are exhausted, but the two wolves will drive as before. Tu da Ji (jiǒng) was afraid of being attacked by his enemies before and after.

there is a wheat field in Gu Ye, and the farmer's salary is covered in hills. Tu Naiben leans against it, while chí carries a knife.

the wolf didn't dare to move forward, and he was eyeing (dān dān) to face each other. When I was young, a wolf went away and a dog sat in front.

for a long time, my eyes seem to be full of joy and leisure. When the slaughter suddenly broke out, he chopped the wolf's head with a knife and killed him with several knives.

when I want to go, I turn to the accumulated salary, and a wolf holes in it, intending to tunnel in to attack the back. I'm half in, and I'm only showing my tail.

If Tu Zi breaks his shares, he will also be killed. It's the wolf's catnap (mèi) before enlightenment, and it's covered to lure the enemy.

the wolf is also afraid, but it is killed twice in an instant. How can the beast become a cheat? Stop laughing. A butcher came home in the evening, and the meat in the burden had been sold out, only the bones were left.

I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long time. The butcher was afraid and threw the bone to the wolf.

a wolf got a bone and stopped. The other wolf is still following him.

The butcher threw the bone to the wolf again, and the wolf who got the bone behind stopped, but the wolf who got the bone in front arrived again. Bones have