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What do Crayon Shin-chan often say?
\-o-Hi~ Beauty, do you like eating green peppers?
Would you like to ride a tricycle to Kasukabe with me while singing the dynamic Superman~
What? Do you like to eat green peppers? - -‖
Forget me~ My family has terrible Meiya, foot-smelly Guangzhi, flirty Xiaokui, and Xiaobai, who looks like cotton Candy, but you can’t eat it~
Oh, it’s time for the dynamic superman!
Goodbye, beauty~ Special edition: Xiaoxin: Do you have soy sauce for sale?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store when you don’t have anything? Xiaoxin: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet
Teacher: No, it’s class time now. Why didn’t you go after class just now?
Xiaoxin: The time after class is so precious, what a pity it is to use it to go to the toilet! Mom: Xiaoxin, look, my sister scored 100 points in the test, but you only scored 50 points.
Xiaoxin: I did what you said.
Mom: What did I say?
Xiaoxin: You said I would be fine if I were half as good as my sister.
1. Mom, you are back. (First sentence after returning home) 2. Dynamic light waves, Bibi Bibi... (To his mother) 3. Mom, what color is this sister's panties? (When his request is not met) 4. Miss, do you like to eat green peppers/natto? (When meeting a beautiful lady) 5. Mom, I’m hungry, I’m hungry, I’m hungry, I’m hungry, I’m hungry! (When you are hungry) 6. You have changed. If it were you ten years ago, you would not treat me with this attitude... (mostly towards beautiful girls) 7. Treat people as treasures when you like them, treat them as treasures when you don't like them It's so pitiful to kick someone's beer bottle away...(mostly towards Guangzhi)
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