Funny jokes from the bank

The old man bought a house for his son.

Go to the site to register for installment payment.

The bank clerk said:

Do you pay quarterly or monthly, sir?

When the old man heard the fire, he said:

I am not a stepfather or a father-in-law!

I'm ... Father!

So the salesman ticked the application form.

..... in one lump sum.

(2)

An uncle went to the People's Bank to withdraw money.

Go straight to the window,

The security guard came over and said, "Grandpa, press the number."

Grandpa: What? Security guard: "Press the number."

Grandpa thought, this is a big bank.

You need a signal to withdraw money,

So he said to the security guard in a low voice: The heavenly king covers the land.

The security guard reluctantly helped the old man squeeze out a queuing ticket.

He thought:

Scared me to death, I was right! !

(3)

Grandpa went to the bank to save money.

Staff: Grandpa, you have to fill out the form to save money.

Grandpa: Save money, save money. How can there be such a request?

Staff: Grandpa, this is the rule.

Grandpa: How can there be such wonderful rules!

So after a fierce ideological struggle,

Licked his watch.

(4)

Leaders interview graduates and ask:

Do you know the basic professional qualities of bank employees?

The graduate carefully replied:

Good service, fast speed and skilled business. ...

Leadership with the wave, said three words:

Can hold your urine!

(5)

What should I do if I queue up at the bank to withdraw money? ...

The big brother in front is very awesome.

At the window, the money said to take 150 thousand ... very loud. ...

The staff told him that there was not enough money ...

Such a big bank doesn't even have150 thousand? !

... louder ...

Listen to the louder voice inside and tell him. ...

There is not enough money in your card. ...

(6)

I have a wish since I was a child:

I hope there are countless bills every day.

I didn't expect it to come true when I grew up!

Working in a bank,

There are really countless bills every day!

After working for a period of time,

I find this wish too easy to come true.

So I made another wish:

Open a bank in the future

Unexpectedly,

This wish came true again last week!

The manager asked me to keep the key to the gate.

I am asked to open the door of the bank every morning.