Complete works of jokes and poems

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, Li Bai went to open the window.

When I was slapped, my tooth fell out.

Xiao Chun:

No bathing in spring, mosquito bites every night,

Turned over in the middle of the night, I don't know how many people died.

Say four poems:

Today is Thursday, and Li Bai will take the exam.

I got 44 points, went home to watch TV,

Learn from Shaolin poems.

It is a skill to brag about tomatoes.

To Wang Wei:

Li Bai kicked him off the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

The sunshine incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom.

It is flying down from thousands of feet. Wow, I didn't bring any toilet paper.

Like a dream:

I drank too much last night and strayed into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, arousing countless mandarin ducks.

Summer:

Small office and big office are rainy and hazy, and working men are eager for spring.

Excuse me, where is the beauty? Make children laugh and point to live chickens.

Mountain travel:

Far up the Xiangshan Stone Trail, Yun Shenchu, you and him,

I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog.

Mowing:

Hoes are at noon, and corrupt officials work hard.

Twenty-five thousand silver, close the door and count the money.