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When it comes to her - the mentor who once nurtured me and imparted knowledge and principles to me. Maybe just a greeting or a hello will make me so excited that I can't calm down. This is also touchi

When it comes to her - the mentor who once nurtured me and imparted knowledge and principles to me. Maybe just a greeting or a hello will make me so excited that I can't calm down. This is also touching. Touching is a refreshing mountain spring, drink from it. , wash away the filth in people's hearts; moving is the sweet rain in the severe heat, welcome the sweet rain, and comprehend the philosophy of life; moving is the pure white flying snow, comprehend the flying snow, and enter a perceptual world... Like a breeze blowing across the sea, like The blue waves kissing the beach, that touch of touch, the lingering affection, always quietly make life full of comfort and enthusiasm! Touched, such a profound word. How beautiful it is, with life flowing in almost every place; and how generous it is, awakening the sunken and moving the heartless. Touched, with you, yes, life will be healed The more wonderful, the more colorful... I was grateful that purple spots appeared on my uncle's body, and my aunt's face began to look darker day by day. Several hospitals unanimously determined that my uncle had "aplastic anemia". The doctor's scrawled handwriting on the diagnosis book shocked the whole family. My uncle and aunt are both very good-tempered people. My uncle is cheerful all day long. I have never seen him unhappy. I heard that he captured my aunt's heart with his optimistic personality. Live with a happy person. We were really happy together. One time I went to my uncle's house to play. My aunt was taking a shower in the bathroom. She turned off the lights and didn't turn on the shower. She just took a bucket of water. When my uncle saw that she was washing without making any sound, he smiled and said, "Honey, You were so happy in the laundry factory that I couldn't close my mouth for a long time. We said that my aunt was really lucky, and she could greet people with a smile every day. My aunt said half-shamed and half-irritated: "Your uncle is a talkative, a empty talker. I have never seen him give me anything." I write only a few words, but I don’t even have a love letter to read when I’m old! "How could such a good uncle and aunt encounter such misfortune? My uncle was undergoing chemotherapy and shaved his head. He smiled and said to his aunt, "Honey, I can save you half of the shampoo this time." But my aunt was uncharacteristically uncharacteristic. , bought the most expensive medicines and nutritional supplements and placed them on my uncle's bedside. My uncle's hematopoietic function was failing day by day, and hemolysis was found, which meant that my uncle might pass away at any time. My aunt's eyes were red and swollen, and my uncle touched them. With a smile on her face, her aunt said: "Is it me who is sick or you who are sick? What do you think?"2. An essay about a person’s appearance and personality

Because of you, I feel that the flower of happiness is blooming; because of you, I have the will to work hard; because of you, I feel happy I spend every day in happiness; because of you, I am determined to surpass you...

Father's love is like a Mount Tai, no matter how windy or rainy it is, it will not waver; Love is like the stars in the sky, too numerous to count; father's love is like the endless sea, so deep and quiet...

In life, most children ignore their fathers. Love for us. Today is Father’s Day, let’s talk about our dads! On this special holiday, I am actually not happy. Because my father is a workaholic and has to manage two factories by himself. Every time I see my father leaving the house with his luggage, I always suppress my tears. , reluctantly said goodbye to him. My father looked at me and felt very sad, and left without looking back! At that time, I felt that my father was so cruel and abandoned me for work. Whenever my friends said with envy: "You have a capable father, you are so lucky!" At that time, I felt that I had a capable father. Proud. I haven’t seen my father for many days. How much I want to smell my father’s scent, how much I want to hear my father’s amiable words, how much I want to see my father’s kind face, how much I want to... Speaking of this, I can’t help but think of An interesting story from childhood: I remember that my father often put my little fist into his mouth. I quickly took out my fist and smelled it. I cried with a cry of "Wow...". An unpleasant bad breath hit my nose, and I I kept rolling on the ground and kept jumping towards my father with my feet. My mother looked at me and couldn’t laugh or cry. She picked me up and went to wash my hands. After washing my hands, I sniffed them with my nose desperately, and it was still a little bit... The strange smell made me cry loudly, and my mother had to sprinkle some toilet water on my hands before I gave up. My father looked at me and smiled, so sweetly! So beautiful! Whenever I recall this incident, I can’t help but burst out laughing, and I’ve even developed the habit of smelling my hands. On Father’s Day, there was no father, no laughter, and even the words “ticking, ticking, ticking” on the clock... ..." I could hear the sound clearly. I was sitting alone in the flower bed, admiring the beautiful flowers. Look! Those flowers are accompanied by their relatives, and they are happy together. Listen! There was a bird call of "chirp, chirp, chirp..." in the blue sky. It turned out to be three birds singing happily. I looked at them with envy! In the dead of night, I lay in front of the window and looked at the dark night. Only the twinkling stars looked at me. They seemed to understand my heart. I couldn't help humming the song "Grateful Heart" .

Hum, hum... I understand that when I miss my father, my father must also be missing me. I know how important I am in my father's heart, because I am his only one!

"A grateful heart will accompany me throughout my life..." Father, I wish you a happy holiday! 3. Find a 300-word essay about a person’s appearance and personality. Urgent

A round face is inlaid with two big round eyes, which flicker from time to time, showing a cuteness. His eyes turned left and right for a while, blinking very cleverly, and he had a clever little mouth under his high nose. Even though he is small, he is the most industrious from morning to night.

The most distinctive thing is his fluffy Watermelon Taro hairstyle. He walks up and down like a tireless elf. Fragment B: Mom has a pair of beautiful eyes. A pair of glasses covers her eyes all year round. Although her eyes are severely short-sighted, they always emit a strange light. This is the revelation of knowledge. This light not only gives her students Knowledge, and courage.

My mother has beautiful wavy hair, which is draped obediently on her back. She holds a Chinese book in her hand, giving people a noble and elegant feeling, as if she is full of wisdom.

Snippet C As soon as noon comes, you can see that one corner of his mouth is slightly raised, his eyes are narrowed cunningly, and his eyes are turning a few times from time to time. Suddenly, his eyes are shining with a strange light, and he is ecstatically saying " With the sound of "hum hum", Erlang also crossed his legs.

He must have come up with another weird idea. In the D fragment, he had a beer belly and looked arrogant. His face was red and his hair stood up like a feather duster. His suit was not buttoned up, but he covered it behind his back with his hands. He let out a rough and loud burp.

E fragment She combs two short horns every day, because they are too short to braid, so her hair is always parted, looking like a girl in the first or second grade. Her melon-shaped face has a pair of big purple grape eyes. What is strange is a black mole on her right eye. Some people think this is ridiculous, but I think it is the accumulation of her knowledge.

There is a small mouth under her high nose, and she talks nonstop all day long. She has a carefree personality like a boy, so a beautiful name like "Fang Yu" would fall on her. 4. Write a composition about a person’s appearance and reflect the character’s personality

My naughty sister

I have a cute and naughty sister. My sister’s name is Yan Jiarong. She has a pair of big eyes, a cherry-like mouth, and a high bridge of nose. She looks cute, but in fact she is the "little bully" of the family. She is the only one who bullies others every time. She is very domineering, which is recognized by the whole family. oh!

I remember one time, I was sitting there doing my homework. Suddenly, my "little bully" came up and punched me. I asked her: "What are you doing?" He actually said : "Who made you my sister? Haha." Why…….

This shows that her title of "Little Bully" is well-deserved! I ignored her, she was right, who made me my sister.

This is my cute and naughty "little bully" sister 5. Find a 300-word essay about a person's appearance and personality characteristics. Urgent

He has a pair of watery eyes Big eyes, like black gems with a little white in them, black hair, and a high nose.

He always raises his mouth when talking, which is both cute and naughty. Every time he had a composition class, he didn't pay attention and would talk back and answer the teacher's questions.

It made the classmates laugh. The teacher said that he was the reincarnation of the Living Buddha.

He is a cheerful, cheerful, rosy-faced, stocky, short fat man with a very tall belly. His favorite pastime is eating and drinking. There was a pair of small eyes in the bulging fat on his face, like a naughty child with two small briquettes embedded in the dough.

He has a short and thick nose, with his nostrils slightly turned upward, giving him a provocative and naughty look. His biggest feature is his ears, those two strange wind-catching ears, which can be used to cover his eyes if there is wind and sand.

His body is very strong, and his small arms are white and strong, like small mallets. He often raises his small fists in a boxing posture. There is also a pair of short and fat thighs, wearing baggy pants, like two upright round pillows.

She is a quiet little girl who rarely talks. She has a fair face with an angelic face, and a pair of black eyes that give people the warmth of spring. There is a boy in our class. If you take a casual look at him, you will think there is nothing gt;_. 6. Write an essay about people’s physical characteristics

My cousin is 5 years old this year. Even though she is only 5 years old, sometimes I can’t tell her a lesson and I have to give her three points. My cousin is very cute, with two dimples on her chubby face. Sometimes when we smile at her, she will say: "I know why you are laughing, you are laughing at my dimples." After that, she will poke her dimples with her chubby fingers, looking very proud.

The most endearing thing about my cousin is her eyes. Her black eyeballs are extremely big, almost filling her eyes, and they are pitch black, as if she cannot see to the bottom. When she asks for something from you, she will look at you pleadingly with her eyes. Your heart will soften immediately and you will give her whatever she wants.

This female teacher’s surname is Song. Because she is young, no more than 20 years old, so we all call her Teacher Xiao Song, and some female classmates affectionately call her Big Sister. Teacher Xiao Song is tall and dressed simply. There are two willow eyebrows on Guazi's face, with a pair of bright and sharp eyes embedded under the willow eyebrows, and a small mouth that can speak well. Teacher Xiao Song wore two long ponytails that reached her shoulders.

A group of Dai girls came slowly, carrying small spinning wheels on their shoulders, small lanterns in their hands, and their tight and trailing skirts swaying in the wind. Their figures are so slender, their steps are so light, and their manners are generous, like a group of beautiful fairies descending from the sky.

There was an old woman on the roadside with a slight stoop and a fat body, struggling to walk on the empty road holding an umbrella. The strong wind and heavy rain hit her face. She bent forward hard, grabbed the umbrella, took a step forward, took a half step back, and staggered forward.

My sister is very cute. She is already 3 months old. A few days ago it was my sister's 100-day anniversary. My mother drove to "Love You Baby" and took some photos with her baby sister in her arms. My sister has a pair of small and bright eyes, a bulging face, and a particularly small mouth. She has a pair of cute ears, and a pair of small hands clenched into fists, waving from time to time. Look! Those chubby little feet that look like little steamed buns are so cute! I love my sister. 7. Composition: Describe a person’s appearance and reflect his or her identity, personality, age and other characteristics

The memories left in the photos. Gently open the photo album with your hands, and see the beauty gained through time one by one. The photo suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. Following the time footprints on the photo, I walked into the photo... Hey! Look over there, that's right, that little girl sleeping soundly on the bed, look! How cute she is! According to her family, she was only 7 days old when she took this first photo of her arrival in the world.

Look, a chubby little girl is sitting on the prepared mat, her eyes blinking from time to time. At this time, the photographer is ready to take a commemorative photo of the little girl's 100th day. The family kept making the little guy laugh. Unexpectedly, the little guy laughed unexpectedly. His black eyes narrowed into slits, and his toothless mouth exposed his joke, which made everyone laugh. All the grandparents around laughed.

"Click" a photo worth remembering forever came out. Who do you think this little guy is? , cough, that’s me! After a moment of joy, another photo came into view. Why does this place look so familiar? Why! This is in my own home! I vaguely remember riding a stroller and playing in my grandma’s yard. To tell you the truth! That’s me at five years old! This day happens to be my birthday.

God seems to have come to congratulate me. The sun is shining brightly and spring is full of joy. I am playing in the spring sunshine.

At that time, I was full of curiosity and fascination for the future. oops! Peacock! What a beautiful peacock! It spreads its colorful wings and is proudly spreading its beauty to people! Look! There was a little girl who was not restrained at all. She looked at the high head and the wonderful feathers. She even stretched out her little hand, maybe she wanted to shake hands with the big peacock.

Standing outside the railing, facing the peacock, that kind of expectant look, that kind of excited look. Suddenly, as if she discovered something, she turned around with a "hoo", put her hands behind her back, and laughed. She looked so ugly and cute that everyone was stunned. I don't know who it was, and with a "click", the little girl and the peacock were together. Photographed it.

This memory that had been buried for many years suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. I am so happy, so happy! The sea, the blue sea, the golden seaside. A ten-year-old girl approached the ocean. She was wearing a swimsuit, her skin was sunburned, and she was standing proudly in the shallow water, oh! I remembered that this is the Liandao Beach Bathing Beach in Lianyungang, Jiangsu Province. My mother, father, and many other campers and I came here. Facing the boundless ocean in front of me, I began to ponder. To be honest, I had already arrived, although it was hazy. But when it’s time to meditate, I feel that standing here shows my own insignificance and ignorance. It seems that I should be as broad-minded, broad-minded, knowledgeable and profound as the sea... Facing a photo, the past events Just like a string of pearls appearing from the dusty memory, it makes me happy and makes me immersed in the happy aftertaste for a long time. Childhood is beautiful and happy. But what is more beautiful and happy is that the future attracts me more deeply. I firmly believe that no matter how difficult and dangerous the road is, I will definitely move forward. 8. Looking for a junior high school essay that describes the appearance or personality of a character

Wearing a clean shirt with a slightly open collar and a light silver necklace around his neck, even if he is not in contact with the young man, This simple and cheerful outfit can't hide the sudden charm. The black and brown hair is slightly fluttering in the windy dawn. When you look back, you can see a handsome figure on the forehead. Under the few strands of hair lingering in front of her face, there is a pair of thick eyebrows and electric and sensual eyes. When the eyebrow lines move, the chicness between the lines is like a cold winter blinking back into the warm world. Under the bright eyes, there is a high nose bridge and plump lips. The lips are angular and angular. When she smiles, she creates a handsome classic. It seems like a figure of glass, stationed in ALL forever; IN moment.

The unique Teacher Zhang

Teacher Zhang looks very ordinary. He is in his 30s, of medium build and slightly overweight. His clothes and pants were obviously old, but they were very neat and every button was buttoned properly. He has a long face, a round chin, and three deep forehead lines on his forehead. His eyes are not big, but they shine brightly when he looks at people. Students who lie are most afraid of his eyes. But what awes the students even more is Teacher Zhang’s mouth. People say people with thin lips are eloquent, but Teacher Zhang has two thick lips. In winter, the wind often blows dry skin, but from these thick lips bursts out The words he speaks are always so enthusiastic, vivid and fluent.

My father is fat, with a round head, a pair of big glasses on his "watery" eyes, and what a pitiful nose! I really owed my eyes to him in my previous life. I carried the armor for my eyes. As soon as I take off my glasses, there are two small pits on my nose.

My father also has a big mouth, but his mouth is very thin. Dad has a very good mouth. He can tell a joke every time he opens his mouth, making everyone laugh until their stomach hurts. Does he have any magic power in his mouth? I want to see what happens. So, while my father was sleeping soundly and his mouth was open, I carefully climbed onto the bed, put my horse's head in front of my father's face, reached out and touched and pulled his mouth. "Oh, oh...what are you doing, you?" Dad woke up and scolded me loudly. I quickly said: "I'm looking for your magic power."

"What's this mess? What does this have to do with my mouth?"

I watched my father touch it inexplicably. His mouth felt funny, so he said to him: "I'm curious, how can your mouth say so many interesting things?"

"Silly boy, this is not about your mouth. This is a lot of knowledge in my belly." Dad grinned and laughed again. 9. To describe a person (appearance, character, words and deeds must be written clearly) is a 450-word composition~~Chinese Literature

I have a good friend whose name is xxx.

She is a sharp-tongued person. Zhang Lingling is smart and cute, like a peach, and always has a bright smile.

Zhang Lingling has a baby face with thin skin and tender flesh, and neat white teeth in her eloquent mouth.

When the classmates saw how cute Zhang Lingling was, they all said she looked like a little naughty boy. They might not believe that this little naughty boy was the best student in our class! She is also the reading king of our class! I remember one day, the teacher was talking about the meaning of the idiom "suddenly enlightened". The teacher stood on the podium and asked: "Who can tell me the meaning of this idiom?" In an instant, the noisy classroom became silent, and the teacher saw that no one raised his voice. Hand, said: "Zhang Lingling, you have read a lot of books. I remember that you recited this idiom in a classical Chinese passage. Please recite it for everyone! Zhang Lingling stood up without any nervousness and recited that classical Chinese passage with confidence.

Zhang Lingling recited it very skillfully, but the classmates were all whispering to each other. This is because Zhang Lingling recited it too profoundly, and we, as primary school students, could not understand it. Zhang Lingling not only has a sharp mouth, but also a tofu heart.

That day, Zhang Lingling went to Yijiao Bookstore to read with her mother. Suddenly, a pitiful old man in shabby clothes came and asked the staff for money. The staff gave the old man a look of disdain. Walked away.

Suddenly, Zhang Lingling softened her heart, ran to her mother, asked for money, and gave it to the old man. The old man accepted the money and said thank you many times to Zhang Lingling, and he was affectionate. She said: "There are still many good people in the world." What Zhang Lingling did touched you and me. Passers-by and staff all looked at Zhang Lingling with approval and donated a lot of money to the old man.

Students, Zhang Lingling is really a sharp-tongued person.