Funny jokes about bride price

The funny jokes about betrothal gifts are as follows:

1. It is recommended that before dating a partner, both parties should discuss the issue of betrothal gifts and dowry first, so as not to get emotionally involved later.

2. Congratulations on entering the palace of love. Wishing you a happy marriage!

3. In what age are you still getting married? They are all lining up for divorce. Love is the most hypocritical. Today you are mine, but tomorrow I don’t know who I will share the bed with. When I was good to me, I was still thinking about someone else. Now young people have thought about it. In the past, I have the same mental shackles. , moral constraints, no one is bound now! There are only 20,000 days in life. Except for parents, who just carry their backpacks to realize their ideals, everything else is nonsense and planning and brainwashing.

4. Say sorry to yourself, because I always feel sad for no reason.

5. You have the wisdom of a spring and a pair of hard-working hands. No matter where you are, happiness and happiness will always be with you!

6. Chi Chi, a gangster, embraces cloth and silk. Bandits come to trade silk, and when they come, they come to plot against me.

7. Compared with flying, it looks like a bird of Guan Sui. The peduncle is often open and the branches are trimmed.

8. The original intention of starting betrothal gifts and dowries should be to join forces with the parents to give the children a foundation for their newly formed families.

9. Is the bride price owned by ***? Is the bride price used for all wedding expenses?

10. I was so busy preparing for the wedding ceremony that I had to worry about booking a hotel. The wedding company does the planning, and the cigarettes, wine, wedding candies are bought and brought home. Wedding photos are hung at home, with red happy words tied on both sides. Everything is ready to welcome the guests, and my wife is happy and beautiful!