Ask English jokes. The more, the better. . . . thank you

A few weeks after our son started his first year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I carefully called him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we were coming. However, when we arrived at our destination, the chaos in his room surprised me. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased.

"Are you kidding?" He replied, "Why else would I bother cleaning?"

Our son is a freshman at Alma University in Michigan. A few weeks after school started, my husband and I decided to visit him. I specially called him in advance to remind him that we were coming. But when we came to the dormitory, his room was in a mess, and I was surprised. "Forgot we were coming, right?" I made fun of him.

"Are you kidding?" He replied, "Why else would I bother cleaning?"

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when someone robbed your watch?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That's even worse.

Policeman: Someone robbed your watch. Why didn't you call for help?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That would be even worse.

Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget everything he learned in college?

Father: I hope so-of course he can't make a living by kissing girls!

Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget everything he learned in college?

Father: I hope so-of course he can't kiss girls for a living!

4. A person with six children or a person with six million dollars? Why?

People with six children, of course. Because the one with 6 million dollars wants more.

Who is more satisfied, a man with six children or a man with six million dollars? Why?

The one with six children, of course, because there are 6 million dollars, and that one wants more.