I told you two jokes, and you really said it was funny.

1, an old man who picked manure passed by a foreigner, and the foreigner blocked the way: "Hello, how much is the dregs?" The old man was speechless. The foreigner randomly and skillfully dipped a large piece in his mouth and thought, "Haha, you won't tell me how to sell it, and I won't tell you that your pulp stinks." 2. Husband: What time is it? Wife: It's eight o'clock. Husband: Is it complete? Wife: Is it too early to do it? Husband: I mean eight o'clock sharp? Wife: Ten o'clock. Husband: I mean, did you say eight o'clock? Wife: What have you been thinking about all day? Husband: I ask you again, is it eight o'clock sharp? Husband: OK, OK, OK. I can't stand you.