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Classic Quotations: Tears won't cheat my heart, and you won't cheat my heart.

1. How I wish there was a madman who loved me crazily. How I wish there was a fool who loved me stupidly.

2. There is only one me in the world. Don't take me seriously. You are the only one in the world, so how can I not cherish you?

3. Tears don't deceive people. You won't cheat my heart.

4. Even if the heavy rain topples the city, I will give you a hug. Even if the whole world is kidnapped by loneliness, I will not run.

5. You throw stones, I throw cloth, you lose, stay with me for life!

6. I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter how heavy the rain is.

7. Blue sea, blue sky and white wedding dress, and I love him alone!

8, single-minded, not only love a person all his life, but love a person wholeheartedly.

9. A ray of sunshine pours into eyes, and a breeze caresses cheeks.

1. It has become my habit to listen to your noisy everyday. It has become my hobby to watch you crazy every day.

11. Protect her, because she is my wife, my future wife and the mother of my child. Care about him, that's because he is my husband, my future husband, and the father of my child.

12. There is a thick barrier in my heart, and there are many guards outside, all to prevent sadness. However, your appearance made the soldiers put down their guard and easily melted my arms. My heart is your prisoner.

13, hand in hand, through ups and downs together; Love and affection, sweet and sweet to share; Love even love, happy, romantic and warm; The heart is intimate, and the grace and love are together for a lifetime. Let our love last forever!

14. Listen to your voice, reminisce about your elegance, covet your appearance, cherish your heart, heart to heart, affection and love are lingering, and your smile makes me happy for a long time. This is the feeling of love, and this is the meaning of love.

15. Looking up at the starry sky, your face appears before your eyes. Looking down at the earth, your smile is clear in your heart.

16. If the heart is not free, it is a cage everywhere. If the heart has no home to return to, it is wandering everywhere.

17. There is no time limit for loving someone, and there is no limit for worrying about missing someone.

18. Without you, how can I interpret happiness!

19. What has been missed is always beautiful and persistent, because we have also loved hard. The happiness we have is sincere and eternal, because we also care for it.

2. Only you are the best in this life, and only you are the most domineering in this life!

21. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sorrow tree!

22. Do you know? I liked you the first time I saw you.

23. If you walk in the desert and thirst makes you unable to move forward, I would like to turn into a clear spring and flow around you.

24. May I always keep my smile in my heart and accompany you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter! I will sincerely pray for you: "May your tomorrow be better!" "

25. I love you beyond words. I will prove it with all my love. I can't be with you for the first 2 years, but I must be involved in the rest of your life.

26. If love has different shapes, I will keep in mind what looks like you the most.

27. Hold your right hand and walk to the end of the world together; Finally, finally, we snuggle happily!

28. I hope I can see you in the last time in the future. May I hold you with my weak hand when I am dying.

29. I am not a gentle person, but I do everything gentle for you. I am not a patient person, but I have exhausted my patience with you.

3. If loving you is a mistake, I'd rather make it worse, even if it's a mistake all my life! I want to cry in a bad mood: my emotions can be controlled, but my tears won't deceive people

1. My mind is like playing with my mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

2. I am extremely sensitive. What you do and say, regardless of my feelings, is to push me away bit by bit.

3. Knowing that you don't like me, I'm still willing to let you waste me.

4. At night, the quality of the space is particularly high. Everyone who deserves to be mourned is good at moaning without illness. I'm different. I just want you to

5. Be passionate and limited, and love in time.

6. After a relationship is over, it's really not angry with him or endless complaints, but that you start to become calm and no longer expect you to think this person is like this. Tired of talking, I'm too lazy to retell my life to new people, and then I'm perfunctory. You come, I welcome you, and I send you away. Where are so many feelings?

8. If you hurt others, don't think that you can make up again after apologizing. Some feelings are gone.

9. You walk up to me from behind the streetlights, walk out of emptiness and gloom, and walk into all my stubbornness and boldness.

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11. Just like a cautious rabbit who has the courage to like you, as long as you have an impatient expression, I will run back to the forest with red eyes.

12. Don't pass negative emotions on to others, not even friends. Everyone has a hard day, so just be sad in your heart. Be good.

13. It's better to break off a rotten relationship

14. I feel so bored, emotional and pretentious when I talk to you a lot. I guess you must think so, too.

15. It's not terrible to keep falling into the whirlpool of "I'm ok". What's terrible is that I suddenly realize that I'm actually a waste during this period. Suddenly, it collapsed.

16. "What's it like to like someone?" "Have you ever taken drugs?" "What's it like to give up someone?" "Have you ever given up drugs?" Some words broke up before I could say them, but I know that there are many ways to relieve sadness, and crying is the most useless one.

17. You love novelty and there is always a price. One day you will cry like me hoarse.

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19. Please cover your ears when you hear my choking, and let me drift all the time.

2. "Let me be so busy that I'm so tired that I don't even have the best time to cry." Classic quotation: beautiful women don't fart.

Sister-in-law asked me to go to her house after work to help see my three-year-old nephew. She went out to work with her brother, and I bought a bag of snacks. My nephew went over while eating. . . Nephew: Aunt, did you fart? I pointed to the dog sleeping on the sofa, and said, It let it go. Beautiful women don't fart. As soon as the words stopped, the dog rushed to bite me. . .

My buddy went out to work for half a year, and when he came back, he bought a house and a car, which was very generous. I asked him how he could earn so much money. He told me to work at KFC. So I saw hope and went to work in KFC for almost half a year, not to mention that I couldn't afford a car or an electric car. As a good friend, did he cheat me? .............. < P > One day I was having lunch in the canteen, and the TV in the canteen was playing the Qing Dynasty drama. When I wanted to wipe my mouth after dinner, I found that I ran out of paper towels. I stood up and asked, "Who has any paper?" This is a long and soft eunuch voice from TV: the emperor has a purpose!

I dreamed of my ex yesterday, and I woke up feeling very bad. I remembered the dribs and drabs of the past, and my tears couldn't stop flowing, so I felt inexplicably uncomfortable! Pick up the phone and dial the familiar number! She answered the phone: it's been so long since we broke up, why are you calling me? I said: I dreamed of you last night! She: You don't still like me, do you? Me: I dreamed of you last night and woke up crying. You were eating shit. I advised you, but you didn't listen and hit me, which made me cry!

Today, my aunt's son told me a joke! He said that he used to have a dog, and then he named it Stop, calling it "Stop" and "Stop" every time. . It wasn't long before the dog went crazy. . I was completely laughed at. .

At school, I like to bully my female deskmate. Female deskmate: I will tell the teacher if you are jealous again. Me: Whatever! Then the female deskmate raised her hand. The teacher said: ok! Then come up and do this problem!

m: I like you! Woman: Why? What about the exercise? Man: I'm serious, I like you! Woman: Don't be ridiculous. There is no scenery in the familiar place. We are too familiar to spark. Man: I'm serious. I love you! The woman looked at him silently. Man: Marry me! Woman: Damn, why did you say it now? I have been waiting for you long. Hurry up and buy a diamond ring!

The younger brother said, "The sun is really timid!" My brother said, "How can I see it?" The younger brother said, "because it will dare to come out during the day!" "

Yesterday, I went out to eat shabu-shabu with my parents. My mother put a potato in my bowl, and I took a bite. She asked me if it was cooked. I said it well. Then, my mother gently said to my father, honey, it's ripe. Eat it quickly.

Long-distance love, the boy said that I would be back in 81 days, so he bought 81 kinds of snacks for his girlfriend, saying: You eat one every day, and I will be back after eating. Later, in order to surprise the girl, the boy came back on the third day. The girl cried and said, You really didn't lie to me. You came back just after I finished eating ... < P > On a blind date, my parents went with me, and the girl was with her mother. . . The girl is very beautiful, and his mother is also very beautiful. Dad said, "This is the son." My mother came and said, "Do you want one for each of you?" Dad casually replied, "That would be perfect. . 。” It's cold, dad. Please put on more clothes. . . Classic Quotations: Life is not your mother, and it won't spoil you

Classic Quotations

1. People who love you will care about everything and forgive everything in the end. This is not a natural good temper, just want to lose you.

2. When frustration haunts your heart, do you want a pair of warm hands to help you melt the frozen ice on the window of your heart? When you encounter pain and sadness, do you want to have a pair of warm hands to remove the scab of your heart? If you want to have such warm hands as your climbing handrails, you must learn to make way for others. "Give someone a rose, and your hand will smell fragrant." To make way for others is to clear the way for yourself.

3. There is no standard answer to happiness, and there is more than one road to happiness. The day you like is the most beautiful day; The right way to live is the best way to live.

4. Forgive others, and others will forgive you; Leave steps for each other, which will leave steps for you, and even bridge the road; Give your competitors a way out, and they will give you a way out. Therefore, tolerating others means tolerating yourself, leaving steps or retreat for others, that is, reserving steps or retreat for yourself.

5. In practical life, there are many things that cannot be covered by excuses. The idea of not making excuses can enhance your sense of self-worth and enhance your respect and love for yourself. You will no longer hold others as your shield, and learn to create new relationships and new lives on your own. When you let go of the people you love and stop hiding behind them for protection, then you will all experience an incredible freedom to love each other.

6. The past can only be used for memories. Don't indulge in the shadows, you will never see the road ahead.

7. Water is like a cup in a cup, and water is like a vase in a vase. Water is the softest substance and the hardest thing in the world. Therefore, being good is like water, and being a man should learn the quality of water. Good quality will make people feel humiliated; Bad habits make it difficult to cover bad paths.

8. Someone once said that when you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him.

9. Too much in life is always unexpected. Those who have been trampled on may make a comeback and pounce on us one day. Therefore, don't leave no room for anything. As the saying goes, "Give people a way out, give themselves a way out". People should leave a back road for themselves and take a long-term view.

1. Life is not your mother. It won't spoil you. So what if you cry? Dry your tears, stand up and run on.

11. We all live with each other's thoughts. We met in a vast sea of people, and we had happiness and tears. We wanted to spend our whole lives with you, but the distance pulled us too long, so that in the end we all became the most familiar strangers in each other's hearts.

12. I always believe that the earth is so round that all the good things I have done will come back to me!

13. Mental quotient is the ability to maintain mental health, adjust psychological stress and maintain a good mental state. The level of mental quotient determines the joys and sorrows of life, maintains people's health and dominates the fate of life. Being a man needs to cultivate mental quotient and keep this happiness in my heart forever.

14. Spoil yourself, learn to be independent and love yourself: comfort yourself when you are lonely; Give yourself warmth when you are lonely. We have to accept our imperfect selves. Only by completely accepting ourselves and loving ourselves can you constantly improve and improve yourself.

15. In the vast sea of people, everyone is just a drop in the ocean, so small; In the torrent of society, everyone is not alone and has to deal with others at any time. Give convenience to others. When we do everything, we should not only think about our own interests, but also the interests of others. This is not only a moral issue, but also a retreat for ourselves while leaving a way for others.

16. To make your future easy and effortless, you have to be determined to let go of the past!

17. When people first meet, they are always used to presenting their best side to each other. After getting along for a long time, various shortcomings are gradually exposed. One day, you don't have to pretend, you're not so tired, you should do whatever you want, and the other person sees you through, but still doesn't dislike you. That's a friend.

18. Silence is a gesture of life. Silence is not born, but the leisurely feeling of "picking chrysanthemums under the east fence". Silence is not indifference, but the free and easy share of "nothing in the future, where to make dust". Silence has nothing to do with age. Silence is often associated with experience. The more you read the world, the deeper your experience.

19. Rationality is the premise of a happy marriage.

2. It is best to find an interesting person to get married, which is much more lasting than the happiness brought by money and appearance. Of course, fun and fun are two concepts. Fun is a superficial excitement, and fun is a deep interest in one's bones. Life will drown our enthusiasm with dullness, and only interest can make you even with the tough reality. Interesting people, a bowl of porridge can also drink the smell of roses.