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Tiger father and tiger son
Tiger father was shot in the eye by a hunter while looking for prey in the wild. Tiger father is blind. Tiger mother died after giving birth to nothing, leaving nothing to her father. From then on, the tiger father was both a father and a mother.
Nothing is born smart, dignified and strong, and looks strong and powerful. Tiger father sent you to learn martial arts, on the one hand, because he wanted you to get ahead, on the other hand, he didn't want his son to be hit by a hunter like him and never make the same mistake again.
From home to school, you have to cross this river. In summer, the river overflows the small bridge, so big animals don't let small animals cross the bridge, and sometimes even delay going to school. The deaf tiger father picks up his son every day, and the tiger drags his father's skirt into the river to go to school.
After mother tiger returned to the west, tiger tiger had no milk to eat, so his father gave him meat and eggs. Since then, Huhu has left the habit of eating eggs. Eat at least one egg every day. If you don't eat eggs for a day, you will feel weak, let alone practice martial arts. Tiger dad tries to get something for nothing every day. The neighbor's chicken mother-in-law looks at poor tiger father and tiger father, and sometimes gives him some eggs.
Every day, Tiger Father sends Tiger Son to school in the morning and takes him home at night.
Send eggs at noon.
Day after day, year after year.
give up
Winter goes and spring comes.
As you get older, you no longer ask your father to pick him up from the animal school, but let him stand 200 meters away from the school, and so does picking him up.
Because he didn't grow up, he was afraid that his classmates would laugh at him for having a blind father. Tiger father gradually got a feeling, but he still didn't send anything every day. He sent an egg at noon because he wanted his son to eat fresh and nutritious eggs.
Whenever there is a school competition, Tiger Father always encourages you to take part in it. Every time your grades are good or bad, Tiger Father always tells you to strengthen your exercise, win without arrogance and lose with grace.
Nothing is getting better every day, and no animal in your area can surpass him.
Soon, the school recommended him to participate in the World Wushu Competition, in which people from Europe and Africa participated.
More than 3000 experts from all over the world came to participate in the competition, which can be described as a gathering of experts. This competition has never been a breakthrough, and it won the championship after going through five hurdles and six generals.
Lin Chang took a fancy to nothingness and forced him to marry his only daughter.
Tired of ordinary people's cloth life, he happily went to church with the only daughter of the forest chief. On the occasion of the wedding, Tiger Father didn't receive the good news from his son. After the good news reached his ears, he hurried across the river to see his son and daughter-in-law. Tiger's father is like a drowned rat because he is too anxious to cross the river and can't see the road clearly.
Dressed in a bright red groom's costume, he saw the tiger's father soaking wet and ragged, and quickly sent a janitor to drive him away.
"Let's go, let's go, beggar, there is nothing like a blind father like you. Go away!" Tiger father stumbled and walked aimlessly. ...
Think of my father
Later, nothing happened. I heard that Tiger Father fell into the river and died while collecting leftovers. There are also animals who say that the tiger father threw himself into the river. No one knows which is true and which is false.
Tigress was born soon after she got married. Tigress cries every day, either taking a shit or peeing. Tigress looked at her young life and was suddenly enlightened. I'm a father myself, and I finally know how hard it is to be a father. What's more, I didn't have a mother since I was a child, but my father brought him up, and my tiger father was blind. Just like that sentence-I don't know how to repay my parents if I don't adopt a child.
Thinking about coming to the river where my father threw himself into the river, thinking about my father delivering early and picking up late, and fresh eggs at noon, I burst into tears unconsciously.
How much you wish your father were here and let him do his son's filial piety.
I go to the river every day when I have nothing to do, and lie on the stones by the river, unwilling to leave for a long time.
For more than a year, nothing has come to the river every day. On this day, a boat crossed the river. The boatman wears a hat and sunglasses.
I saw the new comer get off the boat and go to nothingness and ask him about nothingness. When the animal took off its hat and sunglasses, nothing recognized it-it was the tiger father!
"father! Is it you? Is it really you? " Nothing dad asked in surprise.
Tiger's father said that he was saved by a shark when he jumped into the river that day. The shark made him fish-eye soup every day, and his blind eyes soon recovered their sight. You cried excitedly with father tiger.
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