Jokes about Young Pioneers

The father took his youngest son panting and climbed to the top of the mountain. Dad said, "Look, how beautiful the plain under our feet is!" " ""Since the scenery below is good, why should we spend three hours climbing it? Dad. "

In middle school, in Chinese class, the teacher asked a classmate to explain the meaning of "fledgling". That classmate belongs to the class of underachievers. After scratching my head for a long time, I finally asked the teacher in a low voice, "Did you just come out of the toilet?"

In high school, there was a political exam with 75 multiple-choice questions. As a result, there were not many high scores, but one person didn't answer one question correctly-he got 0. Later, the political teacher asked him, "Do you know the answer to the exam? Otherwise, how can we all avoid the correct answer and only choose the wrong one? "

There was a history class in middle school, and the teacher woke me up when I was sleeping in class. The teacher asked me, "Who did Princess Wencheng marry?" My deskmate whispered to me, "Songzan Ganbu." Unfortunately, I didn't hear you clearly, so I opened my mouth and answered, "Song Dynasty cadres." Later, I was punished for not attending history class for a week.

In junior high school, there was a classmate in the class who was very awesome. He was either late or fell asleep as soon as the class started, and didn't wake up until the class was over. One day, he was ten minutes late. The math teacher saw him and said, "You can't be late again, or you will get insufficient sleep!" " "

In the second day of junior high school, my deskmate caught a cold and had a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief and kept sucking it into his nose. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! Too noisy! " The whole class was silent. The teacher added, "Who steals noodles in class? What are you arguing about? "