Little white rabbit's joke (ears pricked up. Bunny jokes)

One day, a bear and a white rabbit were taking a shit in the forest. After that, the bear asked the white rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?"

The white rabbit said, "Of course not. What's wrong? "

So the bear was silent and grabbed the rabbit to wipe his ass.

Another day, a bear and a squirrel were eating nuts together in the forest. After that, the bear asked the squirrel, "Have you lost your hair?"

The squirrel said, "Of course not. What's wrong? "

So the bear was silent and grabbed the squirrel to wipe his mouth.

After cleaning, the squirrel said sadly, "Why is it always me?"

The bear said insolently, "Don't you just wipe your mouth? Last time I wiped my ass with a white rabbit! "

The squirrel was even sadder after hearing this: "I am the little white rabbit ..."

The giraffe said to the little white rabbit, "Tutu, I really hope you can know how wonderful it is to have a long neck." When I eat delicious food, the food will pass through my long neck and let me enjoy the delicious food for a long time. "

The white rabbit looked at the giraffe with a straight face.

"Especially in summer, the cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is amazing. What a long neck! Tutu, can you imagine? "

The little white rabbit squinted and said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

One day, the kangaroo was driving along the path of the animal village. From a distance, he saw the white rabbit lying in the middle of the road, his head and front paws almost completely stuck to the road, as if listening to something. ...

So the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "Tutu, what are you listening to?"

The little white rabbit said without looking back, "A big truck full of carrots passed by here half an hour ago ..."

Kangaroo is curious: "Really? How did you hear it? "

The little white rabbit said angrily, "He is XX, and my neck and front paws have been run over by a car!" " "