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Children don't know jokes about their fathers' names.
I believe many people don't know that "poison" also exists as a surname of China. There are two theories about the origin of "poison" surname. One is that there was a prime minister named Dou in the Tang Dynasty who wanted to rebel and overthrow Li's regime. As a result, it was discovered by contemporary emperors and the rebellion failed. Afterwards, the emperor gave the descendants of Prime Minister Dou the surname "Poison". Another story is the story of the Tang Dynasty. Dou Huaizhen fell in love with Princess Taiping, but the emperor disagreed. The two had to elope. However, the pursuers were in an endless stream, and the two chose to commit suicide. Only the princess was rescued later. In order to remember the cruelty of the emperor, the princess changed the name of the child in her womb to "poison".
In modern society, there are also a few people who still retain the "poison" surname. A father surnamed "poison" named his child "Xia". It is said that so far no teacher has called the child's name in class.
Some netizens said that the father may have watched too many Hong Kong dramas and named his child Poison Summer, which is homophonic "Gambling Man". However, a divine comment said, "Why not pronounce the name backwards?"? Poison! "
Originally, the word "poison" was biased towards derogatory terms, such as vicious, vicious, vicious and so on. In our cognition, as long as it is related to the word "poison", it is not good morality. Therefore, it is particularly difficult to name children.
The father of "Poisonous Summer" may just want to pay tribute to the classics at first, but he didn't think it through. After all, ancient people read articles from right to left, and it is inevitable that there will be "finding fault" netizens.
1, didn't pay attention to homophonic words.
Many times, once we have determined our way of thinking, it is easy to solidify our thinking and change the problem from a certain angle. The same is true for naming children. Sometimes, I am so focused on a certain aspect of naming that I forget to avoid homophones and "dig holes" for my children.
2, show personality, self-defeating
3, take a remote word, joke a little knowledge.
Rare words are Chinese characters that are not used in our daily life. Some parents will use them to name their children. But this will not only make it difficult for children to write, but also reduce the dialogue with children in daily life because they can't speak.
Each uncommon word may have a special meaning. If you don't fully understand it, just because it looks tall, it will leave a laughing stock for others.
Think carefully when naming, and ask the opinions of people around you. A thousand people have a thousand Hamlets, and everyone will look at the problem from different angles, and can also avoid "digging holes" for children because they don't understand some special meanings when naming them.
Referring to historical documents, choose a name that matches your surname and name your child. The learned wisdom of the ancients can not only give children some special meanings, but also satisfy their parents' "vanity".
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