The world’s number one joke

1. Question: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine.

Reason: What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower.

2. Question: What thread do orangutans hate the most?

Answer: Parallel lines.

Cause: The parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

3. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Reason: Eraser (eraser error).

4. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.

Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).

5. Question: What is Pencil’s last name?

Answer: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

6. Question: What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice cream.

Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

7. Question: Which historical figure is the most ungrateful?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (defeated by the sea).

8. Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking.

Reason: If one (1) does not do two (2), it will not stop.

9. Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: Press it.

Reason: Absolute silence.

10. Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Cao Cao arrived

11. Question: Who is Mitama

Answer: Flower

Reason: Peanut

12. Question: What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?

Answer: Equal to Little White Rabbit

Reason: Little White TWO　

13. Question: Which number from 30 to 50 is worse than a bear’s poop!!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than arguments

14. Question: What should I do if a pig escapes from the pigsty?

Answer: Leehom Wang

Reason: coaxing in

Question: What should I do if it comes out again?

Answer: Han Hong

Reason: Still coaxing

　

Sir: "Hey! Hey! What are you doing?!"< /p>

Intern: "What? Am I not good at painting?"

Supervisor: "You are... very good at painting~~~"

< p>Intern: "So...what's your problem?"

Supervisor: "There are so many colors and shades! Moreover, the expressions are so realistic..."< /p>

Intern: "Thank you! This is the attitude you should have towards your work!"

Supervisor: "This is not your work!"

Intern :"But..."

Sir: "You just need to...

Just outline the posture of the victim at the crime scene with chalk!"< /p>

A lady encountered a red light while driving halfway.

The traffic policeman on the side watched her watch the red light change to green, and the green light to red...

Still parked in the middle of the road, motionless.

So the traffic policeman walked over and asked the young lady: "What's the matter? Isn't there a color you like?"

Chu Yang often went to the countryside to visit. When chatting with relatives, the relatives Tell him,

There is a ghost in the toilet here, but if you don't accept the ghost's things, the ghost will not hurt you.

Maybe it was due to acclimatization, but at night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurt terribly.

There was really no other way, so Chu Yangxiang had no choice but to go to the toilet with fear.

Chu Yangxiang squatted down and heard a ghost’s voice: “Do you want red toilet paper or white toilet paper?

Paper?”

Chu Yangxiang Knowing that he could not accept ghost things, he replied: "I always use newspapers."

It seemed that Chu Yangxiang had dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangxiang said to He ran to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid.

When the ghost saw Chu Yang looking back, he stretched out his hand and said: "You want Youth Daily or

Central Daily News?"

"I always use Sports newspaper."

At night, Chu Yangxiang went to the toilet for the third time.

"You want "Youth Sports" or "Central Sports"?" asked the ghost.

"...I...I just want to pee."

There was a psychopath,

Patient A went to the mental hospital Said to the doctor: "I am Napoleon"

Doctor: "Who told you?"

Patient A: "It's God"

At this time, behind the doctor The patient said: "I didn't tell you! You're lying again."

There were 12 birds on the tree...

The hunter shot and hit A bird...

But why are there three bullet holes in the bird's body?

Answer: The bird thinks that there are so many bird hunters who can't hit me. ~So~ he put his left wing on his chest and said, haha~ you can’t hit me~ he also put his right wing on his chest and said, haha~ you can’t hit me~_-As a result~ the hunter’s bullet passed through both of the bird’s The wing hit the chest...so there were 3 bullet holes