Homophonic jokes in life

1. At a village meeting, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. )

2. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. )

3. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's make big bowls together.