Don't be so boring! Tell a WOW joke!

One night, after Stansom killed the pale Maliki, the mage Xiaofeng's clothes were all red (all broken) and decided to release her soul to repair the equipment after her death. So she ran to a nearby crypt demon and struggled for a long time, shouting "It's valuable to die if you die". Xiaofeng responded with a cry and plunged into the arms of a bunch of monsters on the right, showing a strong desire to die ... in a blink of an eye, but the monsters obviously didn't eat enough, so

My friend Lao Yan, a poor soldier in World of Warcraft, received a letter from "WOW staff" the day before yesterday, which probably means to congratulate you on being the lucky winner of the weekly lottery. The young man didn't know it yet. He clicked on the package (payment letter) in the attachment, and the 5G disappeared. There was nothing in the package, so he heard his cry "My 5G!" From time to time these days. . (Note: Only the 30G foreign debt owed by Ma Ma has been paid off. )

Also: the swindler probably tasted the sweetness, and even sent him a letter with the same content yesterday, sweat ~

RY er ze

Zeichi

I know a "female" paladin, Qingshui Jingxiang, who was dressed in cloth at the Psychic College (copy) one night and said in a daze, "Do I look like a priest? Look at my beautiful ears ... ",I vomited wildly. It seems more appropriate for Blizzard to choose a role after the player chooses a career. How can a gentle woman spoil us paladins? The sledgehammer behind it has exposed everything. (convex surface)

I always think that female paladins are the scum of paladins, always showing their thighs (female warriors are more exposed, wearing three points to the battlefield). Although the game is European and American style, the female figure is also very beautiful, but since it is introduced into China, we should also consider the mood of domestic players (maybe it's my mood _)! Especially in the paladin profession, bare thighs are not a crime! You are not a soldier. Too much dew can attract hatred. Too much dew on a paladin can't catch the monster's heart!

Ji Ze

The female warlock is quiet and talkative. One night, our guild organized a copy of Stansom to attack Baron rivendell, but it didn't work. At that time, eight people were killed in the tower and two people were trapped outside the tower (including tranquility). Everyone decided to meet at the front door of the replica, but the two people outside the tower could not meet because of the monster's block, so they decided to commit suicide on the spot. When the icon of purgatory appeared, I remembered one thing and shouted, "Take it off and die." As a result, the suicide ceremony came to an abrupt end, and the sexy bald mage trapped with "her" laughed. "How did you run to the corner?" "I can't let you see it", "Oh, I see my ass" ... haha laughed

About PK, there is discussion in the group. At first, the center of the debate was whether the loser after PK should deduct experience as punishment, but later he heard a person clamoring that "the loser's card time can be directly converted into the winner's time"-Qiang! If that algorithm is adopted, the war will "burn" the whole Azeroth world.

"Do you love the kingdom and your supreme majesty?" Matthias Shore asked again.

"yes."

"Which one do you like best?" Matthias Shore asked.

"the kingdom and your majesty."

"Well, we'll bring your wife. You take this gun to the next room and kill her. "

The man arrived in the next room, and it didn't take long to hear six shots, followed by a crush that lasted for several minutes; The man walked out of the room while tying his belt.

Suddenly, he put the gun on the table. Matthias Shore looked at him and asked, "What happened?"

He said, "The gun you gave me was full of blanks, so I had to strangle her."

20. After the death of Duke Bolí var Fautrat Gong, the Kingdom held a grand funeral in the Cathedral of Light.

Etiquette officer: "Here lies a kind, just, kind, just and great man. This is our supreme duke, Lord Bolvar Fudagon! " "

Stormwind citizen: "It's incredible that there are so many people in this coffin."

2 1, Sal inspected the farm and saw the baby pigs. On a whim, he stood among the pigs and asked the painter to draw a picture.

When the painting was ready to be published, the announcer Gao Laike was puzzled by the theme of the announcement.

"Sir is with the pig" is not good.

"Pigs and Chiefs Together" is not good either.

……

After the painting was made public, the following caption read as follows

"The third from the left is the director."

22. In the subway.

"Blessed by the holy light, hello."

"Hello."

"Excuse me, are you an employee of MI7?"

"No."

"Were you before?"

"No."

"Do you have any immediate family members working in MI7?"

"No."

"Then please move your feet, you stepped on me."

23. A dun morogh hunter, a coastal treasure merchant and a Tirisfa farmer are chatting together.

Dun morogh Hunter: The happiest thing is to go home in winter night and sit in front of the fireplace in wool pants.

Treasure Coast Merchant: You dwarves are very old-fashioned. The happiest thing is to go to the seaside with a blonde.

Then we can make up.

Farmer Tirisfa: The happiest thing is that someone knocks at the door in the middle of the night.

"Bill, you smell of the dead. You are under arrest. "

"You made a mistake. Bill is next door. "

24. The day after Silvanus became queen, she had a whim and took to Brill Street in disguise. She approached a passing ghost.

Ask him what he thinks of the queen.

However, the undead repeatedly waved their hands and said, "You know, it is very dangerous to express your true views these days."

Queen: "Trust me, I won't tell anyone."

"You promise?"

"I promise!"

"Not a word?"

"Don't say a word!"

"So ... ok, but don't let my neighbors know: in fact, I always thought the queen was a good person."

25. Duke Bolvar Fautrat Gong entered a bar incognito and shouted to the bartender, "Give me a bottle of wine."

"I'm sorry, the marshal ordered all the wine to be requisitioned as military supplies, and there was no wine to sell in the whole storm," the shopkeeper replied.

"What? You must still have something on you? "

"Sorry, that's not for sale."

"Don't you recognize me?" The duke was furious: "I am the liberator of Azeroth!" " "

Hearing this, the shopkeeper excitedly shouted to his wife, "Wife, take out two bottles of wine quickly. Lord Arthas is here. "

A vest whispered to Coral Dance: JJ, how can I leave the guild?

[Coral Dance] Whispers to the vest: /GQUIT

Coral dance left the guild.

[guild] [good morning]:?

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Welcome back!

[Guild] [Good morning]: Hungry. .....

[Guild] [Kakayo ]: 355, why are you leaving?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Toilet toilet water! An idiot asked me how to quit the union.

[Guild] [Good morning]: What did you say?

Coral dance left the guild.

[guild] [good morning]:?

[Guild] [Everyone]: ... Khan! !

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Welcome back to 355:)

[Guild] [Good morning ]: JJ, why did you leave again?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Don't play dumb, it's not you who hurt me!

[Guild] [Good morning]: What have I done to you?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: You asked me how to answer the instruction to quit the league!

[Guild] [Good morning]: What did you say?

Coral dance left the guild.

[guild] [good morning]: . . . . Isn't this for me? I went back to Mars.

Happy Morning is offline.

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Welcome back to 355 again. . .

[Guild] [Crazy Critical Strike]: Honey, what's wrong with you? Why are you retreating?

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . Someone hurt me. . .

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: He asked me how to quit.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: What's your answer?

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . guess

Crazy crit left the guild.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Hairy. . . BJ is an idiot like me! ! I really didn't choose the wrong person.

Crazy crit to join the guild.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Haha, back? Remember to put a space in front next time.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: What should be preceded by a space?

Coral dance left the guild.

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]:. . . Take it! ! !

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Just add a space before /gquit.

Crazy crit opens the guild

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]:. . .

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: About: BJ, the dead man? ! ! !

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: I ran away because I was afraid of sin. . .

Crazy crit to join the guild.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Shit, the space bar is broken.

[Guild] [Ghost King]: What's the matter?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Someone tricked me into quitting the league.

[Guild] [Ghost King]: What did you say?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Don't fool me!

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: Let me explain. These two may have to quit again if they want to talk.

Kakayo left the league.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Haha

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:. . .

Kakayo joined the trade union.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Quit and don't come back. . .

[Guild] [Kaka Yo ]: NND, my space bar is broken, too. I didn't notice.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Haha, you also have today.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Just one order, watch the toss. Don't type English orders next time, type Chinese.

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: What is the Chinese command?

Crazy crit from the alliance.

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]:. . .

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . .

Go crazy and join the union.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: I will be angry if anyone talks to me again!

[Guild] [Ghost King]: Calm down. . .

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: I won't talk about it. . .

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . Did you strike/quit the union?

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:. . . You typed the wrong word.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Which word?

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: It should be a "guild".

The ghost king left the union.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:. . . I had nothing to do with that. .

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: It has nothing to do with me. . . .

Good morning online.

Wang Meijun joined the trade union.

[Guild] [Gavin]: What a pig ~ ~

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Up

[Guild] [Maple Dance]: ......

[Guild] [Gavin]: Actually, there are more interesting commands, such as /gdiband.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: What order? I didn't respond at all. ..

[Guild] [Devil]: I didn't respond either. Ga, are you kidding?

[Guild] [Good morning ]:/gdiband

SilverTimes has been successfully dissolved.

[1- Comprehensive] [Augeri Ma] [Coral Dance]: Hungry. . . Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

[1- synthesis] [Orgrimmar] [Gavin]: = _ =

[1- synthesis] [Orgrimmar] [Maple Dance]: =. =