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Funny primary school classmates recorded messages

Funny primary school classmates recorded messages (1)

The road is long and the wind is strong, brothers, walk well.

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You can have commas, exclamation points, and ellipses in your life, but you cannot have periods.

In fact, I have always had a grudge in my heart, and I will tell you today: You said your dimples are bigger than my eyes! Do you think you can stop making me angry? You have to ask me How much I hate you, your dimples represent my heart!

Thousands of words turn into a pill: I miss you every festive season!

I give you one The seeds of strength: honesty and trustworthiness, guard against arrogance and impetuosity; modesty and prudence, wisdom and courage.

I give you a grass with a heart: be attentive, attentive and perseverant; be loving and kind-hearted, warm and considerate.

May you be like a green pine on a high mountain, not afraid of severe cold, not afraid of ice and snow, and stand tall forever!

May you be like a vibrant sunflower, not afraid of the scorching sun. In the scorching sun, don't be content with the coolness and comfort, always hold your head high toward the light!

Funny primary school classmates recorded messages (2)

Name: Mountains, rivers and the earth are just dust, let alone the dust of name Zhongzhichen? I want to hide my name and retreat to the mountains and forests. Until then, she will be named Beauty.

Gender: I originally wanted to learn from Zhu Yingtai. So try to keep a neutral outfit. But who would have expected that I was actually born with beauty, she was shy of flowers when she was in the moonlight, and she was like a hibiscus emerging from the water, and she was even better than Zhu Yingtai. So you guys have figured it out a long time ago!

Blood type: Want to know? Get a blood test, and you will find that humorous blood flows throughout your body.

Constellation: The constellation of stars on Earth.

Email: None Phone: None OICQ: None [Note: Three None]

Favorite motto: You are such a fucking bastard! {Serious statement: This sentence is indecent, Transcribed from the original version]

Favorite book: [The Complete Collection of Swearing] but it has not been published yet

The happiest thing: Of course I picked up one million, so I kept reading it all day A bull's eye. Always looking at the roadside. Maybe God blames me for being too greedy. So far, this wish has not come true!

Favorite color: the color of money

The most worshipful person: If you give me money, I will worship you, and I will worship you even more. .

Favorite sport: Hitting people? Does it count?

Specialties: Human potential is unlimited, explore it slowly! So for the time being, I will use a hoe - to be a first-class Farmer!

Message: I am really speechless for you. After getting along with you for a few years, I found that you have the body of an old man and the mind of a child! I’m really sorry for your appearance, it’s just poisonous to our eyes. But being with you is not bad because I can make full use of my strengths (swearing and hitting). Be obedient and don't be too naughty. I hope you have the courage of a woman, the gentleness of a man, the face of a devil, and the body of an angel. The longer it grows, the moldier it becomes, oh, no! You are a boy, so you should be weak! When you get rich in the future, remember to share your dirty laundry with me. Marry another good wife. [Halo! Stop talking! I wasted so much ink] Primary school classmates recorded messages

Classmates recorded messages (1)

1. In the spring of six hopes, we sow four times "Four golden autumns, we have harvested four times; we have been tempered by four hot summers and tested by four severe winters. Please don't forget this flavorful and colorful time."

2. In the past six years, whenever I have doubts in my studies or encounter setbacks in life, your voice always rings in my ears, and the doubts are easily solved, and the setbacks become motivation and motivate me. I keep moving forward. Please accept my respect. Farewell! My friend!

3. Six years passed by in a blink of an eye, just singing and laughing like this, getting to know each other and getting together like this. We didn’t even have time to say goodbye properly, and we were about to go our separate ways< /p>

4. The past school life is like a bunch of candied haws, and the charming sweetness and sourness will never be exhausted.

5. What you left me are beautiful memories. You miss the innocence and friendship of your youth.

When I held up the fine wine in my memory and wanted to invite you to drink it, I got drunk first.

6. You have the wisdom of a spring and a pair of hard-working hands, Xueyou, Xueyou, no matter where you are, luck and happiness will always be with you!

7. Life has opened our minds to us, friends, let us bravely go forward and experience its boundless magnificence and endless depth!

8. Do you still remember that scene on campus? A path paved with colorful pebbles is lined with colorful flowers and emerald willow silk. How many mornings and evenings have we walked on this road? Together with friendship, it remains in my memory and is also imprinted in your impression.

9. We have been classmates for six years, and you have sown the seeds of friendship into my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, cultivate it, and let it bloom into fragrant flowers in the future.

10. My classmates, let those sweet whispers in the past sunset be buried deep in your heart and turn into beautiful memories!

11. Like bees and butterflies flying over the flowers, like The clear spring flows through the valley. In the heart screen of memory, the life of the student days is like a colorful picture page, and also like a piece of music jumping with joyful notes.

12. The birds chirping on the branches are more like the whispers and strings of laughter we used to have.

13. Some people say: Everyone is You can be the architect of your own luck. May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road to life.

14. I feel extremely lucky to know you, and I feel the enrichment of life to know you. I will hide the days of laughter and laughter in the past, and wish you more happiness in the unpredictable days in the future. Take care of yourself.

15. Getting together is not the beginning, and separation is not the end. Countless beautiful moments shared by classmates over the years will be forever engraved in my memory.

16. Drink up this time to your heart’s content A cup of graduation bar! It is the nectar of life! It will inject victory into the future, and it will stay on our lips and tongues for a long time, leaving endless aftertaste

17. Hold a cup tightly shake hands. The hands have intention, the hands have feelings, there are thousands of words in the palms, and there are also my unspeakable secrets.

18. Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, 6 years of school life have become a thing of the past. But the sound of our loud reading still echoes in the classroom; our running and vigorous figures are still left on the playground. The lawns, streams, and bamboo pavilions here are the herb garden that we will always be attached to.

19. May our friendship be as beautiful as spring, as hot as summer, as hearty as autumn, as white as winter, as pure and long-lasting as the four seasons!

20 , the days when you are with us, we are in the same boat, so the oars will row faster and the shore will be clear.

Messages recorded by classmates (2)

May our friendship be as beautiful as spring, as hot as summer, as hearty as autumn, as white as winter, and as innocent as the four seasons , forever!

When you are with us, we are in the same boat, so the oars will row faster and the shore will be clear.

The seeds of friendship are buried deep in our hearts. When spring comes, they will sprout and bloom flowers that belong to you and to me.

The boat sets sail in the port of youth, we are temporarily separated, full of ideals and pursuits. When will we meet again? It will be during the harvest!

I want to record every touch and write down every missing feeling, so I write our story in front of the desk in the quiet night. , writing our most beautiful footprints.

The fate of acquaintance is unforgettable, and the sincere friendship will last forever. On the long road of friendship, just ask how cherishing and possessing knowing each other is. I will never forget the days when I walked with you.

I am willing to reveal my shallowness to you, and I am willing to let you understand my weaknesses; grass and trees need sunshine, and seedlings long for rain. Faithful friend, I look forward to your guidance.

I am afraid that my heart is very small, but it pretends to be a big world; leaving your beautiful image in this world, this world can predict your success. On that day, I will prepare flowers for you.

I don’t want to lose all the memories of spring breeze, summer rain, autumn frost, and winter snow, let alone our chattering laughter on the road of life.

We have been classmates for several years, and you have sown the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, cultivate it, and let it bloom into fragrant flowers in the future.

The annual rings of the years, like the black rotating records, play the beautiful old love songs deep in the hearts of each of us!

On the river of time , a lot will be lost. Will the red leaf fade when we meet?

Although this is just a small piece of paper, it embodies my infinite love and love!

Missing you It is the sentimental beach that turns my thoughts into warm blessings and sends them to you in the distance.

She is the most desirable person in the world, and her name is Future. When people live, they not only exist, but they truly live according to their own will and ideals.

Life has opened its mind to us, friends, let us bravely go forward and experience its boundless magnificence and endless depth! A compilation of messages recorded by primary school classmates

Messages recorded by classmates (1)

1. Like bees and butterflies flying over flowers, like clear springs flowing through valleys, in the heart screen of memory, life in student days is like a colorful painting. The pages are also like a piece of music jumping with cheerful notes.

2. The birds chirping on the branches are more like the whispers and strings of giggles we had back then

3. Some people say: Everyone is You can be the architect of your own luck. May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road to life.

4. I feel extremely lucky to know you, and I feel the fullness of life to be able to know you. I will hide the days of laughter and laughter in the past, and wish you more happiness in the unpredictable days in the future. Take care of yourself.

5. Getting together is not the beginning, and separation is not the end. The countless beautiful moments shared by classmates over the years will be forever engraved in my memory

6. Drink up this time to your heart’s content A cup of graduation bar! It is the nectar of life! It will inject victory into the future, and it will stay on our lips and tongues for a long time, leaving endless aftertaste

7. Hold a cup tightly shake hands. The hands have intention, the hands have feelings, there are thousands of words in the palms, and there are also my unspeakable secrets.

8. Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, 6 years of school life have become a thing of the past. But the sound of our loud reading still echoes in the classroom; our running and vigorous figures are still left on the playground. The lawns, streams, and bamboo pavilions here are the herb garden that we will always be attached to.

9. May our friendship be as beautiful as spring, as hot as summer, as hearty as autumn, as white as winter, as pure and long-lasting as the four seasons!

10 , the days when you are with us, we are in the same boat, so the oars will row faster and the shore will be clear.

Messages from classmates (2)

1. In the six springs of hope, we have sown four times; in the four golden autumns, we have harvested four times; we have suffered After four fiery summers and four harsh winters, please don’t forget this interesting and colorful time.

2. In the past six years, whenever I have doubts in study or encounter setbacks in life, your voice always rings in my ears, the doubts are easily solved, and the setbacks become motivation, prompting me to I keep moving forward. Please accept my respect. Farewell! My friend!

3. Six years have passed by in a blink of an eye, just singing and laughing like this, getting to know each other and getting together like this. We didn’t even have time to say goodbye properly, and we were about to go our separate ways< /p>

4. The past school life is like a bunch of candied haws, and the charming sweetness and sourness will never be exhausted.

5. What you left me are beautiful memories. You miss the innocence and friendship of your youth. When I held up the fine wine in my memory and wanted to treat you to a drink, I got drunk first.

6. You have the wisdom of a spring and a pair of hard-working hands, Xueyou, Xueyou, no matter where you are, luck and happiness will always be with you!

7. Life has opened our minds to us, friends, let us bravely go forward and experience its boundless magnificence and endless depth!

8. Do you still remember that scene on campus? A path paved with colorful pebbles is lined with colorful flowers and green willow silk. How many mornings and evenings have we walked on this road? Together with friendship, it remains in my memory and is also imprinted in your impression.

9. We have been classmates for six years, and you have sown the seeds of friendship into my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, cultivate it, and let it bloom into fragrant flowers in the future.

10. My classmates, let those sweet whispers in the evenings of the past be buried deep in your hearts and turn into beautiful memories! Primary school classmates recorded graduation messages

1. In our In life, there have been so many strange lives that we just missed, without even a chance to look at each other. Let the writing of life always remember the warm sunshine that ignited the soul. There are always some happy scenes, hidden in the corner of memory, gently opened inadvertently, shaking off the desolation in the room!

2. I am afraid that my heart is very small, but I pretend to be very big. The big world; leaving your beautiful image in this world, this world can predict your success. On that day, I will prepare flowers for you.

3. On the river of time, a lot will flow away. Will the red leaves fade when we meet? Let me blend my silent words into the wind of Jiangnan ----- say goodbye to you...

4. The most cherished thing , greetings from a good friend, even if life is unpredictable, my heart will still miss you.

5. The years have dragged the shadow of longing into long and winding blocks of color, but a warm blessing has always firmly tied our feelings to each other.

6. I hope that the beautiful memories will not pass by in a hurry through the years, but that they will stay in our hearts forever.

7. In the season full of longing, full of sincere blessings, I hope to bring you infinite joy and warmth.

8. I don’t miss you because I am lonely, but I am lonely because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

9. I don’t have many words! I only have one sentence to tell you: With you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

10. Me I don’t call you because I miss you, I send you flowers because I can’t help but miss you.

11. Thinking is a kind of pain; thinking is a kind of suffering; wanting to see but not being able to see is a kind of pain!

12. You should take good care of yourself when you are far away and don’t catch a cold I have a runny nose and occasionally sneeze, which means I am thinking of you!

13. Fish said: You can’t see my tears because I am in the water! Water said: I I can feel your tears because you are in my heart!

14. Wherever the sun shines, there is my sincere blessing, and wherever the moon shines, there is my deep longing.

15. No matter how far apart we are, my heart will never stop missing you.

16. Days pass by in different spaces, and thoughts come at different times.

17. Friendship is a wordless song. A tree of beautiful flowers blooms in your light season. In the deep and shallow footprints, it plays a moving song for your unyielding steps. Waltz. Year after year, year after year.

18. Mountains and seas can block each other, but they cannot block my thoughts. Distance can separate you and me, but it cannot separate our sincere friendship. Time can forget the past, but it cannot forget eternal friends.

19. The so-called good friends are just like us. They can talk freely about their feelings, care about each other, take care of each other, sometimes laugh out loud, sometimes argue with each other, but they don’t take it to heart.

20. In the days when we get together, we have the most cherished friendship. In our young years, we have the most sincere acquaintance. This fate is worth cherishing.

21. My friend, let me say hello softly. Although there are inevitable gatherings and separations in life, you are the most cherished and unforgettable friend in my heart.

22. In the years when you were growing up, friends who have laughed with you and been sad with you will never be forgotten in your life. I hope both of you can cherish this friendship and be friends forever.

23. The most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship and deep remembrance, like fragrant flowers blooming in the deep valley.

24. Don’t forget to take some time in your busy life to relax yourself and always keep a young and happy heart.

25. Whether we quarrel, bicker, be happy, or vent my anger, you will always be the best best friend in my heart.

26. Old wine is the best, and old friends are the most intimate. The longer we know friends, the more they are worth cherishing, because we share too many memories together.

27. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is heartfelt, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.