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3. A person's emotional limit is limited. When we were young, regardless of impulsive consumption, we could only spend the rest of our lives carefully.
4, this dish, let the saffron and sausage together, is to let the semi-dry sausage absorb some saffron flavor. You put a completely dried sausage on me, it makes no difference!
5. What is happiness? For me, be true to my heart and let it go. It's not bullshit. Whether people are happy or not depends entirely on how my neighbors are doing.
6. You feel earth-shaking and don't think about anything, but in the eyes of the other party, it's just an unreasonable storm, and people are expecting it to pass quickly.
7. People will get old and vulgar. If you want to live to be eighteen, you can only die the day before you are nineteen. Therefore, don't laugh at those who go down the mountain on the way up, tired like dead dogs. You got it?
8, this dish, let the saffron and sausage together, is to let the semi-dry sausage absorb some saffron flavor. You put dried sausages on me,
9, people will feel stupid, because ignorance has temporarily covered your mind with a layer of dust, it doesn't matter, there will always be a day when the wind blows away.
10, the origin of the elephant god, is a story that sounds awkward to me: Shiva went out to practice and left his wife and children at home for 20 years. Twenty years later, I came back and found my wife Parvati lying in bed with a man. Shiva was angry, too. Without saying anything, she cut off the man's head on the bed, and her wife suddenly collapsed: You cut off your own son! After walking for twenty years, my son has grown up! Shiva is stupid. She went too far this time. What should she do? When I was in a hurry, I cut off the head of an elephant standing on the side of the road and put it on my son. So Shiva's son became half man and half elephant. Fortunately, this child is big-minded, optimistic and highly receptive to new things. He doesn't think there is anything wrong because he has an elephant head. He is optimistic and sincere, lively and cheerful, and everyone loves him.
1 1, I'm wearing another bell. The landlord hung a bell for me. Every time I pay the rent, it will ring desperately. The editor-in-chief hung a bell for me and tied it with the landlord's bell, sometimes forming a duet; There is also a clock, which was hung for me by the city of Beijing. Whenever I am bullied and left out by it, I am disheartened. At the thought of going home with my luggage, even if I grit my teeth and decide to leave, there will always be a faint call in my heart, just like this bell, wanting me not to go and wanting me to stay.
12, mountaineering, in fact, I particularly hate it. It took me a long time to climb to the top, and then I climbed down with drooping eyebrows and groaning eyes. What is the significance of this process? To be honest, I still don't understand. But now I understand that many things in life are the same as the process of climbing mountains.
13, you are a girl who came from a small place to work hard in a big city. She doesn't have a house or a car. That's your privacy. I have no right to ask. Fair to me?
14, come back if you can't hold on! At home, at least I have hot meals.
15, hey, where do you live? I'll see you off! -No, the company gave me a car. -You reserved this car for an hour, right? It's almost over now.
16, you are a girl who came from a small place to work hard in a big city. She doesn't have a house or a car. That's your privacy. I have no right to ask. Fair to me? That's funny!
17, come back if you can't hold on! At home, at least I have hot meals.
18, hang out with Master Chen, and I will keep you happy every day! -What do you mean, you!
19, is it cool? Cool is not enough? Have a good day!
20. Are you kidding? -You have no right to joke with me!
2 1 cheng yumeng (nini): in this dish, putting saffron and sausage together means that the semi-dry sausage absorbs some saffron flavor. If you put me a completely dried sausage, the meaning is the same.
22Lily (Liu Zi): You are a girl who came from a small place to work hard in a big city. Without a house or a car, your deposit is your privacy. I have no right to ask. It's ridiculous to be fair to me
Come back if you can't hold on. At home, at least you have a hot meal.
RoyceWong (Jing Boran): What airline? The stewardess is so ugly!
RoyceWong (Jing Boran): Being with Master Chen will make you feel good every day.
Cheng Yumeng (Nini): What do you mean?
RoyceWong (Jing Boran): Cheng Tianshuang? Classic, cool is not enough, but also cool all day, just kidding, you know? !
Cheng Yumeng (Nini): You are not qualified to joke with me!
RoyceWong (Jing Boran): Hey, Master, you see, I have a heart-to-heart talk with you, and I am not afraid of being listed as a joke here. I just want to ask, do you think it is useful for me to buy some turtles and set them free?
28. You gave all your trust, worship and love to one person. If the other person doesn't cherish you, or there is no equal relationship between you, then your dumping behavior will only increase the pressure on the other person, even in the eyes of the other person. This is your unilateral, irresponsible and emotional defecation.
29. That day will come, and no one can escape. A person's emotional limit is limited. When we are still young, we can only spend the rest of our lives carefully without considering the impulse to consume. So Li doesn't have to worry.
30, people will feel stupid, because ignorance has temporarily covered your mind with a layer of dust, it doesn't matter, there will always be a day when the wind blows away.
3 1. Now Li doesn't understand that only selfishness is the premise of self-love. I was like her many years ago.
32. You gave all your trust, worship and love to one person. If the other person doesn't cherish you, or there is no equal relationship between you, then your dumping behavior will only increase the pressure on the other person-even in the eyes of the other person, this is your unilateral, irresponsible and emotional defecation.
33. People will get old and vulgar. If you want to live to be eighteen, you can only die the day before you are nineteen. Therefore, don't laugh at those who go down the mountain on the way up, tired like dead dogs. You got it?
34. We are all children of ordinary people. To master how to deal with people, how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. If I keep refusing to face it, one day, I will become a person who is incompatible with others, pretending to be stupid and deceiving myself every day.
No matter how anxious and scared you are, we can't go forward now. It's no use rushing out to fly. Now we just need to wait quietly for the wind to come.
Quoted from the upcoming movie "Waiting for the Wind"
Quoted from the upcoming movie "Waiting for the Wind"
"When the Wind Comes" records the story of a tour group composed of food columnist Cheng Yumeng, rich second generation who wants to "find the meaning of life" and college graduate Li who just lost love looking for happiness in a foreign country. This new work, regarded by Bao Jingjing as "the most touching", has hit the dream of humble white-collar workers and made people who lost themselves in the struggle "breathe oxygen into their hearts and tie them loosely". At present, the novel has been adapted into a movie of the same name by director Huatao Teng, which is also a big-screen work jointly created by director Huatao Teng and Bao Jingjing after 33 days of lovelorn love. The film will be released on 20xx65438+February 3 1, starring Jing Boran and Nini, and more than 4/5 scenes of the whole film will be shot in Nepal.
1, is it cool? Cool is not enough? Have a good day!
2. Hang out with Ye Can, and I promise you will have fun every day! -What do you mean, you!
3. Are you kidding? -You have no right to joke with me!
4. Hey, where do you live? I'll see you off! -No, the company gave me a car. -You reserved this car for an hour, right? It's almost over now.
Now Li doesn't understand that only selfishness is the premise of self-love-I was like her many years ago.
6. I often go to the morgue to see the bodies. Those bodies seem to tell me that they shouldn't die.
7. If I release a criminal today, an innocent person may lie in the street tomorrow, which is why I became a policeman.
8. It's really hard for you, sir!
9. If I let go of someone I like, I will be alone in the street tomorrow, which is why I pick up girls.
10, a person's emotional limit is limited. When we are still young, let alone the impulse to consume, we can only spend the rest of our lives carefully.
1 1. I haven't labeled myself "happy" for a long time. Occasionally, I feel that life is "not bad" and "passable", but life is full of inspirational statements such as "just bear with it".
12, you gave all your trust, worship and love to one person. If the other person doesn't cherish you, or there is no equal relationship between you, then your dumping behavior will only increase the pressure on the other person-even in the eyes of the other person, this is your unilateral, irresponsible and emotional defecation.
13, "No matter how anxious or scared you are, we can't go forward now. It's no use rushing out. We can't fly Now we just need to wait quietly for the wind to come. "
14, "Finally, he told me on the phone that it doesn't matter if I don't want to grow up, but one day, I will live in the real world, which is not as beautiful as I imagined. He has no ability to protect me all the time, and I have no ability to refuse to grow up forever.
15, my neighbors live on bread and water every day. I will be happier if I eat instant noodles and ham sausage. Neighbors stew elbows and fry hairtail every day. My bowl of instant noodles is totally worth swallowing with tears.
16, we are all children of ordinary people. We must master how to deal with people and how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. If I keep refusing to face it, one day, I will become a person who is incompatible with others, pretending to be stupid and deceiving myself every day. "This neighbor doesn't have to live next door, they are everywhere in my life.
17, hold a grudge so deeply, probably because: I believe this sentence.
18, say something depressing, youth, sometimes it really looks like a cold joke. It will take years to know where the joke was.
19 What is happiness? For me, be true to my heart and let it go. It's not bullshit. Whether people are happy or not depends entirely on how my neighbors are doing.
20. You feel earth-shaking and don't think about anything, but in the eyes of the other party, it's just an unreasonable storm, and people are expecting it to pass quickly.
2 1, people will get old and become vulgar. If you want to live to be eighteen, you can only die the day before you are nineteen. Therefore, don't laugh at those who go down the mountain on the way up, tired like dead dogs. You got it?
22, this dish, let the saffron and sausage together, is to let the semi-dry sausage absorb some saffron flavor. You put dried sausages on me,
23. "People will feel stupid because stupidity has temporarily covered your mind with dust. It doesn't matter, one day the wind will blow away. "
24. The origin of the elephant god is a story that sounds a bit awkward to me: Shiva went out to practice and left his wife and children at home for 20 years. Twenty years later, I came back and found my wife Parvati lying in bed with a man. Shiva was angry, too. Without saying anything, she cut off the man's head on the bed, and his wife suddenly collapsed: "You cut off your own son! After walking for twenty years, my son has grown up! " Shiva is stupid. She went too far this time. What should she do? When I was in a hurry, I cut off the head of an elephant standing on the side of the road and put it on my son. So Shiva's son became half man and half elephant. Fortunately, this child is big-minded, optimistic and highly receptive to new things. He doesn't think there is anything wrong because he has an elephant head. He is optimistic and sincere, lively and cheerful, and everyone loves him.
25. What I hung on my body was another bell. The landlord hung a bell for me. Every time I pay the rent, it will ring desperately. The editor-in-chief hung a bell for me and tied it with the landlord's bell, sometimes forming a duet; There is also a clock, which was hung for me by the city of Beijing. Whenever I am bullied and left out by it, I am disheartened. At the thought of going home with my luggage, even if I grit my teeth and decide to leave, there will always be a faint call in my heart, just like this bell, wanting me not to go and wanting me to stay.
As a matter of fact, I especially hate mountaineering. It took me a long time to climb to the top, and then I climbed down with my eyebrows down. What is the significance of this process? To be honest, I still don't understand. But now I understand that many things in life are the same as the process of climbing mountains.
27. You are a girl who came from a small place to work hard in a big city. She has no house, no car and your savings. That's your privacy. I have no right to ask. Fair to me?
28. Come back if you can't hold on! At home, at least I have hot meals.
I'm waiting, waiting for the wind to come.
1. How hard is it to be friends? You have to have a joke, a topic, and everything is in tune to become a friend in tune, but how simple it is to lose a friend, but in a word, you are no longer a friend, and all harmony collapses instantly.
It was probably windy last night, and the petals of hibiscus were all over the ground. She walked out step by step between the petals, as if walking on the tip of a knife. It was so painful. That's something that never belonged to her. What right does she have to be sad?
This is probably the difference between liking and not liking. If you like it, the simplest words are like honey, which can be sweet to your heart.
When you miss the sun and shed tears, you also miss the stars. You have to believe that the sky has not left a trace, but you have flown.
It was a long time before they realized that they were not the masters of the whole world at that time, but the masters of their youth, and they just sang loudly at the best of their youth.
6. Later, Su Heng wanted to know when she fell in love with Lu Weian. Will it be this wonderful night with dim moonlight, dim street lamps and cheerful songs? She doesn't know.
7. Just like we always meet, we always leave, leave a place, leave a person, leave a relationship.
8. At that time, they didn't understand that the word "future" could be the future they would never reach, even if it was said so easily.
9. In that year, the future was still far away and unformed, and we were no longer simply free from any troubles.
10. At that time, Su Heng never thought that this pen would accompany her for so long, so long, and it would span her whole youth. So long, when she accidentally dug it out, she would be a little silly to remember the story above.
1 1. Have you ever had a secret crush on someone, a constant crush on Lu Weian, a deep, obsessive one, knowing you have to give up, but never forgetting it?
12. When you were young, you probably didn't understand that gain and loss are always dialectical unity. You think you have lost it, but you don't know that you have got something else.
13. When we were young, we always lost our priorities and gave up our reality for illusory things, but later we found out how stupid we were before, and at that time, we could not recover.
14. When I was young, my feelings always came violently, suddenly and simply. Maybe I like them for no reason, just because of a song, a voice, a smile, or a pair of hot, sweaty hands.
15. There were not many twists and turns when I was young. If I don't like you, you must like me. If you are happy, then I am happy.
16. In fact, when I was young, everyone thought that friendship could last forever, but no one knew that the future was too long and there were too many variables. Those who think that they may only exist in youth forever.
17. It doesn't matter if he doesn't know that she likes him, and it doesn't matter if no one knows her secret love. She will cherish it carefully, keep it in her heart and never lose it.
18. She won't regret it. In her long youth, a figure has always accompanied her. Even if he doesn't know, it's enough.
19. She never expects anything else. She just wants to look at him like this, just look at him like this.
20. It is enough that she can shine in his memory. Not all likes must be your love and my wish. To Su Heng, to him.
2 1. She still looked at the light in the distance, her eyes were wet and everything she saw was blurred. She smiled and told herself that it was right. She set him free and set them free.
22. She will never forget the taste of the first sip of beer, which is bitter and astringent, a bit like the taste of unrequited love.
I look at tomorrow bravely, no matter what will happen in the future.
24. I like a person not because he is good, but because I like him. I think he is good in all aspects.
25. Sometimes we don't understand why change comes so easily. When we were caught off guard, everything was turned upside down. However, we have no choice but to accept and adapt.
26. Some things we thought we might be able to experience again, so we didn't cherish them, but in fact, we only have one chance in our life, and it's no use regretting after the expiration.
27. It's raining harder and harder. They didn't bring an umbrella. Several people were soaked to the skin, but no one went away. Halfway up the hill, it was quiet, only the sound of rain and their crying, as if the sky was crying with them. At this confused age, everything seems so unsatisfactory.
Wait for the wind and rain, I'll wait for you to talk.
Waiting for rain, wind, leaves and snow, I waited for four seasons, but I didn't wait for you.
I've been here, waiting for the wind and rain to pass by.
I am waiting for the wind, the rain and you. I love you very much.
Waiting for the wind, waiting for the rain, waiting for you, can you wait for a horseshoe disease?
I'm waiting for the storm, I'm waiting for you.
I waited for the wind, rain and even spring in Qiu Lai, but I didn't wait for you.
Please allow me to sit quietly, in the last drop of dew at night, waiting for the wind, waiting for the rain, waiting for you.
I'm still standing where I am, waiting for the storm.
The bleak autumn wind is still blowing, the yellow leaves are still falling, and the ground is already full of water. At this moment, besides waiting for the storm, do you know that I am waiting for you?
Many years later, I learned to wait for you like you, waiting for the wind and rain, waiting for you to cry for strangers, waiting for you to walk by with an umbrella, waiting for a passing encounter.
I waited for the storm, but I couldn't wait for you. I forgot the sky and the earth, but I can't forget the tenderness that once existed next to Sansheng Stone.
At this moment, she couldn't help thinking of him, waiting for the wind, waiting for the rain, waiting for you, in the rain, in the delicate rain, if he is around, he will definitely like it, because he also likes such a faint fragrance, such a pure color.
Wait for the wind, wait for the rain, and I will wait for you. Aishan, love the water, I love you.
I'm waiting. Waiting for the wind and rain. Waiting for you to come.
Waiting for the storm, I will wait for you. Time is not old, as long as you are here.
I'm right here, waiting for the storm.
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