A collection of homophonic stalks that make people laugh because of pronunciation (60 sentences)

Because pronunciation makes people laugh (I) 1. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

2. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

4. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

I am SF Express, and I said whether you are a small piece or a small piece.

6. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

7. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

8. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

9. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

10. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because if they wear it for a long time, it will guarantee zero.

165438+ Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

12. You are too bad. Do you have an English name Paul because Paul is very bad?

13. Girls who love to laugh are not bad, why are they so happy?

14. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

15. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

16. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

17. If you don't love me, there is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

18. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

19. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!

20. Shrimp and clam scored 100 at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

Because pronunciation makes people laugh (Part II) 2 1. My old colleague nailed his signature, which read "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

22. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

23. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

24. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

25. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

26. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

28. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. The deer made the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I am not short. I don't love it at all.

29. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

30. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are so thin.

3 1. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.

32. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I eat when I am not hungry.

33. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. It turns out that this is an oyster.

When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't take anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

35. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

36. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

37. The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!"

38. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

39. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

40. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

Because pronunciation makes people laugh (Chapter 3) 4 1. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

42. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

43. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

44. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

46. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

47. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

48. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

49. It is said that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers beside him closed in fear, and when others called him, the flowers closed.

50. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

5 1. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all. Yes, unforgivable.

52. Why are flowers interesting? A: Because it has a stalk.

53. What will happen to China people if they don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

55. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

56. The future is really tight now: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and pants are tight.

57. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

58. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

59. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

60. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.